Be as Unhelpful as Possible/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
"We're about to see an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me."
—Black Mage, 8-bit Theater

"Hey, there's this amazing technology we humans have discovered. It's called the straight answer. I'd bet you'd love it. I can show you how it works."
"Are you saying I'm being too cryptic?"

"Yes. See? It's easy. You should try it."
—Thunderstruck
"Everybody lies. The innocent lie because they don't want to be accused of something they didn't do. The guilty lie because they have no other choice."
—Sinclair, Babylon 5
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