Badass Preacher/Quotes

And now, O Kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth! Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling! Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be swiftly kindled. Amen.

—Father Alexander Anderson, Hellsing

You mess with God, you mess with me! (fires six shotgun blasts into the villain's face) I will not tolerate you messin' with me!

—Preacher Man Bob, Buttcrack

The Lord commands me to turn the other cheek, Amen, but I only have two cheeks.

—Evangelist Pete Spackman

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!

—Attributed to chaplain at Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941

Let me preach His name!

—Imperial Guard priest, Dawn of War

Seth Gekko: So what are you: a faithless preacher, or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?

Jacob Fuller: I'm a mean... mmm hmm... servant of God.

—From Dusk till Dawn

A shepherd must tend to his flock, especially when they have grown…unruly.

—Father Grigori, Half-Life 2

Lava quod est sordium! In nomine Dei, sana quod est saucium!

—Battle Cry of 'Michael Carpenter, Knight of the Cross, The Dresden Files

Zoë: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

—Firefly

God has mercy. I don't.

—The Priest from "Machete", Grindhouse

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, I'll fuckin' do you!" [headbutt]

—Adam Hills as the Archbishop of Glasgow

Our religious fella Reverend Ray is like Lee Marvin got Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood, somehow managed to get him pregnant and gave birth to the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. Who then became a preacher to repent for being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. And then decided, actually, God wanted him to use being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth for a Higher Purpose.

—Description of Reverend Ray from the Eurogamer review of Call of Juarez

This is it! This is what I've been prayin' for! I'm weary of this gilded world! All glitter! no soul!

—Nathan Copeland, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

It's Super Pope!

—Crow T. Robot, Future War

I kick arse for The Lord!

—Father McGruder, Dead Alive

The grace of God knows no bounds, but my mercy has some practical limitations.

—Reverend Theo Fobius, Schlock Mercenary

"It is one thing to forgive a slap across my cheek, but an insult to the Lord requires... no, it demands correction."

—Joshua Graham, The Burned Man, Fallout: New Vegas

"Vaya con Dios."

—Monsignor Martinez, King of the Hill

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