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For a rather morbid fic, this has some funny bits, too. Some...

• The intros to the chapters:

Ch 1: America: I have a bomb. England: Shove it up your arse (lord knows I won't be putting anything up there.) America: Fuck you too, Dad - Shit. Japan: Dear diary; Today I was evil and England was crazy. Still not king. —England: Pass the flamingo, dear.

• Insane!England hunting rabbits, and his take on Father William.
• Germany is reading a book - whose struggle, again? (It's Hitler)
• Prussia spoiling the end of the opera he and Germany go to see - the main character dies - as if it was a given; it's opera.