Accidental Pervert/Haiku

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An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!

—Rabid Biscuit

Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.

—Bozozoku

I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.

—So We Ate Them

Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!

—Zblayde

A wind blew in here
Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.

—Dezastico

Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!

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