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"Man Without A Body"

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Also, the guy who wrote it does stuff with puppets. It's about what you'd expect it to be.

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Thirty Hs provides examples of:

"Man Without A Body": Begins with Harry and Dobby, wearing "space armour" adorned with groinsaws and lightning-spitting skulls, fighting astronauts from hell. It only gets better from there. "Man Without A Body": The names of the Inquisitors - Ignatius and Billy. "Man Without A Body": There are many of them. "Man Without A Body": No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast. "Man Without A Body": In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the least ridiculous thing about the fic. "Man Without A Body": In the laboratory there are computers that serve no purpose beyond soft hums and blinking lights. "Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall... "Man Without A Body": Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story. "Man Without A Body": This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan. "Man Without A Body":

Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": "Fuck" appears more than any other word. "Man Without A Body": Possibly the inquisitors. "Man Without A Body": There are explicitly machines that have no purpose except for blinking lights and soft hums in the laboratory. "Man Without A Body": And how! "Man Without A Body": The ecology of Surf Ninja Moon X is decimated to the point that the only food left is a cartilage and mustard sandwich. "Man Without A Body":

• • Harry wears women's underpants.

"Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" posing as a scientist seem to be particularly awful people. Then again, anyone looks less awful when Harry is around. "Man Without A Body": A borderline example in the line "We are bound in this ligature of lingam, Brother Rape Ape." 'Ligature' and 'lingam' both mean 'symbol', although 'lingam' is often used to refer specifically to phallic symbols. It is the rape ape, after all. "Man Without A Body": Dobby's armor fires a beam of light at one of the astronauts, boiling his flesh in another dimension. "Man Without A Body": "Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading." "Man Without A Body": Harry "kills the fuck out of" two planets during the course of the story, and Dumblecop kicks another one in half. "Man Without A Body": Pretty much everyone. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"). "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" -- Harry does not like the "cabbagewich", which might explain why it was the last piece of food on the planet of Surf Ninjas. "Man Without A Body": The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": In the first chapter.

"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?" Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes."

• • Dobby's groinsaw is covered in retinas at this time.

"Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury, who "has more money than anyone". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"." "Man Without A Body": The actual response in some reviews... not that one can blame them. "Man Without A Body": It's spawned a few imitators. "Man Without A Body" fic whose title consists of seventeen Fs. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" universe. It directly references Thirty Hs several times, but is considerably shorter and generally follows a different (but still royally fucked up) "plot", if you could call it that. "Man Without A Body": The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" probably counts as a bizarre inversion. "Man Without A Body": In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.

• • Even when it ended up on Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction it immediately got praised instead.

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• • Possibly Harry and Dumblecop of the Darkmeal as well.

"Man Without A Body": Fuckslayer. "Man Without A Body": Dumbledore's name is different every time.

"I am no longer Scrumblegort." The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Harry's guitar, Fuckslayer. It summons planet-killing asteroids. "Man Without A Body": Holy fuckfire. When you absolutely, positively got to kill the fuck out of a planet, accept no substitutes. "Man Without A Body": Groinsaws, fuckfire, rape ape, chumpits. "Man Without A Body": It starts with a battle between Harry, Dobby and demonic astronauts, which, like everything else, has nothing to do with anything and is never explained. "Man Without A Body": Literally, the only similarities with Harry Potter are the names of Harrry, Dobby, Ron and Dumbledore (only the first time). There' s one mention of Hogwarts getting destroyed by Harry. "Man Without A Body": Take the following sentence:

Harry: Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them.

"Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", yet Dobby has yet to reappear since Harry chopped his head off. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" inquisitors, until they all realize they're men of the Lord. "Man Without A Body": A rape ape. No, THE rape ape. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"", who writes critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact and has more money then anyone. "Man Without A Body": Dumblecop's leg is made of pistols. However, he doesn't shoot with it, preferring to kick planets in half. "Man Without A Body": Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" thrown into the mix, seeing as he can remove his own head. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". You have been warned. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Many and varied. Vampire Cavemen on Mars stands out as something you've likely never heard before. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself. "Man Without A Body": After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them just to kill them again. "Man Without A Body": In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": "Man Without A Body" in the story. He can see sub-atomic particles by squinting, and somehow killed the fuck out of Mercury (not the god, the actual planet), and then killed the fuck out of Venus with Mercury's carcass.

• • There's also Dumblecop of the Darkmeal, who kicks a planet in half, for no apparent reason, just because he can. With a leg, made out of pistols.

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Dumbledore: Harry, you must rock the fuck out.

"Man Without A Body": Possibly the President of Pangea, who hangs out with omnicidal god Dumbledorp. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", but at least he's an eloquent one. "Man Without A Body": That's putting it lightly. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" all in one!

He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.

"Man Without A Body": There is absolutely zero logical plot progression, however, there are legs made out of pistols, vampire caveman on Mars and a cursed book with pages MADE OUT OF LASERS and words made out of dragons, made out of motorcycles, making godless love to headless women. "Man Without A Body": See the rest of this page. "Man Without A Body": Dobby's "elfin space armor" has skulls on the shoulders and a groinsaw. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".}} "Man Without A Body": It's THAT over-the-top and overtopping itself many times throughout the chapters. "Man Without A Body": Dumbledore calls Harry from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon. "Man Without A Body": "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body", in a deranged sort of way. "Man Without A Body": Demonic spheres, who rape you. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"", neither of whom are even mentioned in the actual story. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"?}} "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" offers Harry tea and "chumpits." Harry declines, as he hates chumpits. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" on a spike. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" for just one example. "Man Without A Body": Launching Your Groinsaw From Your Crotch Always Works. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", Dobby. "Man Without A Body": The cabbage and mustard sandwich Harry finds turns out to be cartilage and mustard halfway into the chapter. "Man Without A Body": The Surf Ninjas of Surf Ninja Moon X. "Man Without A Body": Similar to the above mentioned pairing between characters who never appear in the fic, the fic is categorized as "Angst/Romance". The summary, on the other hand, is a fairly honest representation of a few of the events in this fic, which is otherwise virtually impossible to summarize. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury. "Man Without A Body": Dobby's Groinsaw. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" he distorts reality. The closest one gets to a proper antagonist is the rape ape, who apparently bounded Harry, and the "scientist" in the last chapter. "Man Without A Body": Oh yes. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"). "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".

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