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"Man Without A Body"
[[File:30Hs_2161.jpg|frame|FUCK YEAH!]]




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There are some [[Fanfic|Fan Fics]] that you won't forget. This is one of them. It is a ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fanfic, just like ''[[My Immortal]]''. It's [[So Bad It's Good]], just like ''[[My Immortal]]'', it has extreme [[Canon Defilement]], just like [[My Immortal]]. However, the two are different in one key detail. Whereas ''[[My Immortal]]'' was ([[Troll Fic|in theory]]) written by a [[Wangst|Wangsty]] 13 year old girl, this was ([[Troll Fic|in theory]]) written by an insane 13 year old boy. So, instead of goffic sorrow and vampires, we get groinsaws and demonic astronauts ''in the very first sentence''. Instead of various emo goff bands playing every night in the same wizard town for no apparent reason, we get Fuckslayer, a guitar from a dimension where all screamed for naught, wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals. [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|And yes, that is a direct quote]].


What fanfic are we talking about? Why, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thirty Hs]'' of course. "Thirty Hs" isn't actually the fanfic's name; like everyone's favorite [[Eldritch Abomination]], it's just shorter and easier to remember than its real name of ''HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'', and can be pronounced without first contracting bronchitis.
"Man Without A Body", it's just shorter and easier to remember than its real name of ''HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'', and can be pronounced without first contracting bronchitis.


"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
Has a [[Creepy Awesome|wonderfully disturbing]] [[Dramatic Reading]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFIxz4B6Js of the first five chapters]. Also has an [[Large Ham|incredibly hammy]] reading of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4 the first six chapters], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4pYT3chzQ the seventh] by [[User:Man Without A Body]]. And another reading of [http://pamachu-productions.blogspot.com/2011/06/bonus-episode-thirty-hs-harry-potter.html chapters one through seven] was produced by [[User:Pamachu]].


Also, the guy who wrote it does stuff with puppets. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCn0sCSf4oY It's about what you'd expect it to be].
Also, the guy who wrote it does stuff with puppets. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCn0sCSf4oY It's about what you'd expect it to be].
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=== ''Thirty Hs'' provides examples of: ===
=== ''Thirty Hs'' provides examples of: ===
* [[Action Prologue]]: Begins with Harry and Dobby, wearing "space armour" adorned with groinsaws and lightning-spitting skulls, fighting astronauts from hell. It only gets better from there.
"Man Without A Body": Begins with Harry and Dobby, wearing "space armour" adorned with groinsaws and lightning-spitting skulls, fighting astronauts from hell. It only gets better from there.
* [[Aerith and Bob]]: The names of the Inquisitors - Ignatius and Billy.
"Man Without A Body": The names of the Inquisitors - Ignatius and Billy.
* [[Animate Inanimate Object]]: There are many of them.
"Man Without A Body": There are many of them.
* [[Art Major Physics]]: No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast.
"Man Without A Body": No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast.
* [[Batman Can Breathe in Space]]: In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the ''least'' ridiculous thing about the fic.
"Man Without A Body": In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the ''least'' ridiculous thing about the fic.
* [[Beeping Computers]]: In the laboratory there are computers that serve no purpose beyond soft hums and blinking lights.
"Man Without A Body": In the laboratory there are computers that serve no purpose beyond soft hums and blinking lights.
* [[Behind a Stick]]: Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall...
"Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall...
* [[Big Lipped Alligator Movie]]: Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again.
"Man Without A Body": Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again.
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: The rape ape and [[Unfortunate Names|Rape Radbury]]. Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan.
"Man Without A Body": This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan.
"Man Without A Body":
* [[But You Screw One Goat!|But You Faggart One Sun]]:
{{quote|Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?}}
{{quote|Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?}}
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Chainsaw Good]]: [[Rule of Cool|GROINSAWS]].
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: "Fuck" appears more than any other word.
"Man Without A Body": "Fuck" appears more than any other word.
* [[Corrupt Church]]: Possibly the inquisitors.
"Man Without A Body": Possibly the inquisitors.
* [[Cow Tools]]: There are explicitly machines that have no purpose except for blinking lights and soft hums in the laboratory.
"Man Without A Body": There are explicitly machines that have no purpose except for blinking lights and soft hums in the laboratory.
* [[Crack Fic]]: And how!
"Man Without A Body": And how!
* [[Crapsack World]]: The ecology of Surf Ninja Moon X is decimated to the point that the only food left is a cartilage and mustard sandwich.
"Man Without A Body": The ecology of Surf Ninja Moon X is decimated to the point that the only food left is a cartilage and mustard sandwich.
"Man Without A Body":
* [[Creepy Crossdresser]]:
** Harry wears women's underpants.
** Harry wears women's underpants.
"Man Without A Body".
** So do the inquisitors. [[Non Sequitur|Because they're all men of the Lord]].
* [[Dark Is Not Evil]]: Neither Rape Radbury nor the [[Eldritch Abomination]] posing as a scientist seem to be particularly awful people. Then again, anyone looks less awful when Harry is around.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" posing as a scientist seem to be particularly awful people. Then again, anyone looks less awful when Harry is around.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: A borderline example in the line "We are bound in this ligature of lingam, Brother Rape Ape." 'Ligature' and 'lingam' both mean 'symbol', although 'lingam' is often used to refer specifically to phallic symbols. It ''is'' the rape ape, after all.
"Man Without A Body": A borderline example in the line "We are bound in this ligature of lingam, Brother Rape Ape." 'Ligature' and 'lingam' both mean 'symbol', although 'lingam' is often used to refer specifically to phallic symbols. It ''is'' the rape ape, after all.
* [[Disintegrator Ray]]: Dobby's armor fires a beam of light at one of the astronauts, boiling his flesh in another dimension.
"Man Without A Body": Dobby's armor fires a beam of light at one of the astronauts, boiling his flesh in another dimension.
* [[Dissimile]]: "Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading."
"Man Without A Body": "Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading."
* [[Earthshattering Kaboom]]: Harry "kills the fuck out of" two planets during the course of the story, and Dumblecop kicks another one in half.
"Man Without A Body": Harry "kills the fuck out of" two planets during the course of the story, and Dumblecop kicks another one in half.
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Pretty much everyone.
"Man Without A Body": Pretty much everyone.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body").
* [[Everything's Better with Monkeys]]: Everything's Better With Rape Apes ([[Squick|or not]]).
* [[Satiating Sandwich]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]] -- Harry does not like the "cabbagewich", which might explain why it was the last piece of food on the planet of Surf Ninjas.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" -- Harry does not like the "cabbagewich", which might explain why it was the last piece of food on the planet of Surf Ninjas.
* [[Wicked Weasel|Everything's Wicked With Weasels]]: The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs.
"Man Without A Body": The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Evil Weapon]]: Fuckslayer is a particularly unholy example; it's made out of angel menstrual blood, the horns of Satan and his generals, and ''heaven itself''. Harry stores it in a dimension where all screams for naught. [[Earthshattering Kaboom|It can also destroy planets]].
* [[Eye Scream]]: In the first chapter.
"Man Without A Body": In the first chapter.
{{quote|"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"
{{quote|"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"
Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes." }}
Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes." }}
** Dobby's groinsaw is covered in retinas at this time.
** Dobby's groinsaw is covered in retinas at this time.
* [[Fiction 500]]: Rape Radbury, who "has more money than anyone".
"Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury, who "has more money than anyone".
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"."
* [[Five-Token Band]]: Parodied with a 5.8 Token Band which has "an array of genders and races that would leave no one unhappy, [[Subverted Trope|save for the Eskimos]]."
* [[Flat What]]: The actual response in some reviews... not that one can blame them.
"Man Without A Body": The actual response in some reviews... not that one can blame them.
* [[Follow the Leader]]: It's spawned a few imitators.
"Man Without A Body": It's spawned a few imitators.
** The similarly hilarious/bizarre ''[[K-On!]]'' fic whose title consists of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512238/1/ seventeen Fs].
"Man Without A Body"'' fic whose title consists of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512238/1/ seventeen Fs].
** "[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6976756/1/PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP]" is a slightly [[Bowdlerize|Bowdlerized]] version set in the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' universe. It directly references Thirty Hs several times, but is considerably shorter and generally follows a different (but still royally fucked up) "plot", if you could call it that.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"'' universe. It directly references Thirty Hs several times, but is considerably shorter and generally follows a different (but still royally fucked up) "plot", if you could call it that.
* [[Gag Penis]]: The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these.
"Man Without A Body": The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these.
* [[Groin Attack]]: The [[Chainsaw Good|groinsaw]] probably counts as a bizarre inversion.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" probably counts as a bizarre inversion.
* [[Gushing About Shows You Like]]: In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.
"Man Without A Body": In the span of over 300 reviews, about four of them are in any way negative.
** Even when it ended up on [http://fuckyeahbadfanfiction.tumblr.com/ Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction] it immediately got praised instead.
** Even when it ended up on [http://fuckyeahbadfanfiction.tumblr.com/ Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction] it immediately got praised instead.
* [[Hellfire]]: Or rather, holy fuckfire. Harry can [[Wreathed in Flames|encase his fists as well as meteors in it]], in order to better kill the fuck out of things.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", in order to better kill the fuck out of things.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"."
* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]]: "The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. [[Too Dumb to Live|During the day]]."
"Man Without A Body":
* [[Humanoid Abomination]]:
"Man Without A Body".
** The scientist of the diapers, [[Glamour Failure|though he fails at being a convincing humanoid]].
** Possibly Harry and Dumblecop of the Darkmeal as well.
** Possibly Harry and Dumblecop of the Darkmeal as well.
* [[I Call It Vera]]: Fuckslayer.
"Man Without A Body": Fuckslayer.
* [[I Have Many Names]]: Dumbledore's name is different every time.
"Man Without A Body": Dumbledore's name is different every time.
{{quote|"I am no longer Scrumblegort." The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."}}
{{quote|"I am no longer Scrumblegort." The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."}}
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: Harry is implied to have eaten Ron... although he spits out [[Eye Scream|the eyes]].
* [[Impossibly Cool Weapon]]: Harry's guitar, Fuckslayer. It summons planet-killing asteroids.
"Man Without A Body": Harry's guitar, Fuckslayer. It summons planet-killing asteroids.
* [[Incendiary Exponent]]: Holy fuckfire. When you absolutely, positively got to kill the fuck out of a planet, accept no substitutes.
"Man Without A Body": Holy fuckfire. When you absolutely, positively got to kill the fuck out of a planet, accept no substitutes.
* [[Inherently Funny Words]]: Groinsaws, fuckfire, rape ape, chumpits.
"Man Without A Body": Groinsaws, fuckfire, rape ape, chumpits.
* [[In Medias Res]]: It starts with a battle between Harry, Dobby and demonic astronauts, which, like everything else, has nothing to do with anything and is never explained.
"Man Without A Body": It starts with a battle between Harry, Dobby and demonic astronauts, which, like everything else, has nothing to do with anything and is never explained.
* [[In Name Only]]: Literally, the only similarities with ''Harry Potter'' are the names of Harrry, Dobby, Ron and Dumbledore (only the first time). There' s ''one'' mention of Hogwarts getting destroyed by Harry.
"Man Without A Body": Literally, the only similarities with ''Harry Potter'' are the names of Harrry, Dobby, Ron and Dumbledore (only the first time). There' s ''one'' mention of Hogwarts getting destroyed by Harry.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: Take the following sentence:
"Man Without A Body": Take the following sentence:
{{quote|'''Harry''': Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them.}}
{{quote|'''Harry''': Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them.}}
"Man Without A Body"
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|Instant Awesome Just Add Surf Ninja]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]: Harry has [[Omnicidal Maniac|killed everyone in the Universe several times]], yet Dobby has yet to reappear since Harry chopped his head off.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", yet Dobby has yet to reappear since Harry chopped his head off.
* [[Knight Templar]]: Harry is tortured by some [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|highly unexpected]] inquisitors, until they all realize they're men of the Lord.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" inquisitors, until they all realize they're men of the Lord.
* [[Last of His Kind]]: A rape ape. No, THE rape ape.
"Man Without A Body": A rape ape. No, THE rape ape.
* [[Lawyer-Friendly Cameo]]: "[[Ray Bradbury|Rape Radbury]]", who writes critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact and has more money then anyone.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"", who writes critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact and has more money then anyone.
* [[Leg Cannon]]: Dumblecop's leg is made of pistols. However, he doesn't shoot with it, preferring to kick planets in half.
"Man Without A Body": Dumblecop's leg is made of pistols. However, he doesn't shoot with it, preferring to kick planets in half.
* [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context]]: Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all.
"Man Without A Body": Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all.
* [[The Men in Black]]: The old man in the seventh chapter could be interpreted as this, seeing as he's in a laboratory and he has the apparent power to control Harry. He also seems scientific and addresses Harry as "a son". There's also quite a bit of [[Eldritch Abomination]] thrown into the mix, seeing as he can ''remove his own head''.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" thrown into the mix, seeing as he can ''remove his own head''.
* [[Mind Screw]]: Enough to [[Go Mad From the Revelation|break your brain]]. You have been warned.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". You have been warned.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[New Powers as the Plot Demands]]: Harry. Then again he might have had them since whenever he became a demonic spawn [[Physical God]].
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Nineties Anti-Hero]]: Harry is a [[Parody Sue|hilariously over-the-top example]].
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: Many and varied. Vampire Cavemen on Mars stands out as something you've likely never heard before.
"Man Without A Body": Many and varied. Vampire Cavemen on Mars stands out as something you've likely never heard before.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: [[Ray Bradbury|Rape Radbury]].
* [[No Ending]]: Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself.
"Man Without A Body": Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself.
* [[Omnicidal Maniac]]: After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them ''just to kill them again''.
"Man Without A Body": After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them ''just to kill them again''.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]: In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen.
"Man Without A Body": In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Parody Sue]]: Harry, who is also a [[God Mode Sue]] ''and'' a [[Villain Sue]].
"Man Without A Body":
* [[Physical God]]:
** Harry, to the point that he can do absolutely anything the writer needs him to do in order to have epic descriptions of [[Mind Screw|whatever the hell is going on]] in the story. He can see sub-atomic particles by squinting, and somehow killed the fuck out of Mercury (not the god, the actual planet), and then killed the fuck out of Venus with ''Mercury's carcass''.
"Man Without A Body" in the story. He can see sub-atomic particles by squinting, and somehow killed the fuck out of Mercury (not the god, the actual planet), and then killed the fuck out of Venus with ''Mercury's carcass''.
** There's also Dumblecop of the Darkmeal, who kicks a planet in half, for no apparent reason, just because he can. With a leg, made out of pistols.
** There's also Dumblecop of the Darkmeal, who kicks a planet in half, for no apparent reason, just because he can. With a leg, made out of pistols.
* [[Power Metal]]: Used in [[Tropers/Man Without A Body|Man Without A Body]]'s [[Dramatic Reading]].
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[The Power of Rock]]: Fuckslayer.
"Man Without A Body": Fuckslayer.
{{quote|'''Dumbledore''': Harry, you must rock the fuck out.}}
{{quote|'''Dumbledore''': Harry, you must rock the fuck out.}}
* [[President Evil]]: Possibly the President of Pangea, who hangs out with omnicidal god Dumbledorp.
"Man Without A Body": Possibly the President of Pangea, who hangs out with omnicidal god Dumbledorp.
* [[Purple Prose]]: The fic may read like the ramblings of a [[Talkative Loon]], but at least he's an ''eloquent'' one.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", but at least he's an ''eloquent'' one.
* [[Random Events Plot]]: That's putting it lightly.
"Man Without A Body": That's putting it lightly.
* [[Refuge in Audacity]], [[Refuge in Cool]], and [[Refuge in Vulgarity]] all in one!
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" all in one!
{{quote|He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.}}
{{quote|He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.}}
* [[Rule of Cool]]: There is absolutely zero logical plot progression, however, there are legs made out of pistols, ''vampire caveman on Mars'' and a cursed book with '''pages MADE OUT OF LASERS and words made out of dragons, made out of motorcycles, making godless love to headless women'''.
"Man Without A Body": There is absolutely zero logical plot progression, however, there are legs made out of pistols, ''vampire caveman on Mars'' and a cursed book with '''pages MADE OUT OF LASERS and words made out of dragons, made out of motorcycles, making godless love to headless women'''.
* [[Rule of Funny]]: See the rest of this page.
"Man Without A Body": See the rest of this page.
* [[Scary Impractical Armor]]: Dobby's "elfin space armor" has skulls on the shoulders and a groinsaw.
"Man Without A Body": Dobby's "elfin space armor" has skulls on the shoulders and a groinsaw.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Set Right What Once Went Wrong]]: [[Inverted Trope|Inverted]].
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".}}
{{quote|Harry then did fly his meteor through space, [[[Dragon Force]] starts playing] punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are [[So Cool Its Awesome|vampire cavemen on mars]].}}
* [[Serial Escalation]]: It's THAT over-the-top and overtopping itself many times throughout the chapters.
"Man Without A Body": It's THAT over-the-top and overtopping itself many times throughout the chapters.
* [[Shaped Like Itself|Shaped Unlike Itself]]: Dumbledore calls Harry from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon.
"Man Without A Body": Dumbledore calls Harry from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon.
"Man Without A Body":
* [[Shout-Out]]:
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"''.
** Harry steals the last sandwich from a [[Planet of Hats|planet of]] ''[[Surf Ninjas]]''.
"Man Without A Body"''.
** The 5.8 children with the Rape Ape might be a reference to the 0.58 child from ''[[The Phantom Tollbooth]]''.
** The seventh chapter may have been influenced by ''[[Pokémon]]'', in a deranged sort of way.
"Man Without A Body"'', in a deranged sort of way.
* [[Sinister Geometry]]: Demonic spheres, who rape you.
"Man Without A Body": Demonic spheres, who rape you.
* [[Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Trailer]]: [[Inverted Trope|Inverted]]. The fic is listed under the characters "[[Crack Pairing|Bellatrix L. & Seamus F.]]", neither of whom are even mentioned in the actual story.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"", neither of whom are even mentioned in the actual story.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The natural intersection of ludicrously [[Purple Prose]] and a [[Cluster F-Bomb]]. [[Troll Fic|Probably intentional]].
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"?}}
{{quote|'''Dumblecop''': Is it a sin, should a man feel like [[Unusual Euphemism|faggarting]] a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|skewer't bypon ourn]] [[Unusual Euphemism|fagpoles]]?}}
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Space Base]]: [[Running Gag|Fumbledorp]] has a moon base, but it's ''[[Logic Bomb|not on a moon]]''. Considering everything else that happens it wouldn't be surprising if he built himself a [[That's No Moon|Death Star]].
* [[Spot of Tea]]: [[Running Gag|Chumblebort]] offers Harry tea and "chumpits." Harry declines, as he hates chumpits.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" offers Harry tea and "chumpits." Harry declines, as he hates chumpits.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" on a spike.
* [[Surreal Horror]]: The seventh chapter involves warped turtles, bald ferrets with toothpicks for legs, a glass of thumb-water, and the head of an [[Eldritch Abomination]] on a spike.
* [[Testosterone Poisoning]]: See [[Refuge in Audacity]] for ''just one example''.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" for ''just one example''.
* [[Throwing Your Sword Always Works]]: Launching Your Groinsaw From Your Crotch Always Works.
"Man Without A Body": Launching Your Groinsaw From Your Crotch Always Works.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", Dobby.
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: Harry, [[Overly Long Gag|Scrumblecorn]], Dobby.
* [[Tomato Surprise]]: The cabbage and mustard sandwich Harry finds turns out to be cartilage and mustard halfway into the chapter.
"Man Without A Body": The cabbage and mustard sandwich Harry finds turns out to be cartilage and mustard halfway into the chapter.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: The Surf Ninjas of Surf Ninja Moon X.
"Man Without A Body": The Surf Ninjas of Surf Ninja Moon X.
* [[Trailers Always Lie]]: Similar to the above mentioned pairing between characters who never appear in the fic, the fic is categorized as "Angst/Romance". The summary, on the other hand, is a fairly honest representation of ''a few'' of the events in this fic, which is otherwise virtually impossible to summarize.
"Man Without A Body": Similar to the above mentioned pairing between characters who never appear in the fic, the fic is categorized as "Angst/Romance". The summary, on the other hand, is a fairly honest representation of ''a few'' of the events in this fic, which is otherwise virtually impossible to summarize.
"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".
* [[Troll Fic]]: If it's not, the author is probably in a mental institution. Hell, [[Mind Screw|he should be anyway]].
* [[Unfortunate Names]]: ''Rape'' Radbury.
"Man Without A Body": ''Rape'' Radbury.
* [[Unusual Weapon Mounting]]: Dobby's Groinsaw.
"Man Without A Body": Dobby's Groinsaw.
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Harry -- so [[Villain Sue|evil]] he distorts reality. The closest one gets to a proper antagonist is the rape ape, who apparently bounded Harry, and the "scientist" in the last chapter.
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* [[World of Badass]]: Oh yes.
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* [[X Meets Y]]: ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa]] [[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]] [[Warhammer 40000|Forty-Thousand]] [[Axe Cop|Cop]]'' (or ''[[My Immortal]]'' meets ''[[Fuck the Jesus Beam]]'').
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** Alternatively, ''[[Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny]]'' meets ''[[The Eye of Argon]]''.
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** ''[[Christian Humber Reloaded|The Christian Humber]] [[SCP Foundation|Foundation]] [[Beta Threat|Threat.]]''
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* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: Dumblecop, but only for one instance. See [[Sophisticated As Hell]].


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Also, the guy who wrote it does stuff with puppets. It's about what you'd expect it to be.

Thirty Hs provides examples of:

"Man Without A Body": Begins with Harry and Dobby, wearing "space armour" adorned with groinsaws and lightning-spitting skulls, fighting astronauts from hell. It only gets better from there. "Man Without A Body": The names of the Inquisitors - Ignatius and Billy. "Man Without A Body": There are many of them. "Man Without A Body": No, not Art Major. It was the fart of a firefly turned into a ravenous beast, shredding all those in its path, as Harry reached from an atom and split it, killing the fuck out of the beast. "Man Without A Body": In the second chapter, Harry flies through space on a meteor, with no explanation as to how he can breathe. This may be the least ridiculous thing about the fic. "Man Without A Body": In the laboratory there are computers that serve no purpose beyond soft hums and blinking lights. "Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury appears "from behind nothing much". Yet he's ten feet tall... "Man Without A Body": Pretty much ever scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story. "Man Without A Body": This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan. "Man Without A Body":

Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?

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    • Harry wears women's underpants.

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"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"
Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes."

    • Dobby's groinsaw is covered in retinas at this time.

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    • Possibly Harry and Dumblecop of the Darkmeal as well.

"Man Without A Body": Fuckslayer. "Man Without A Body": Dumbledore's name is different every time.

"I am no longer Scrumblegort." The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."

"Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Harry's guitar, Fuckslayer. It summons planet-killing asteroids. "Man Without A Body": Holy fuckfire. When you absolutely, positively got to kill the fuck out of a planet, accept no substitutes. "Man Without A Body": Groinsaws, fuckfire, rape ape, chumpits. "Man Without A Body": It starts with a battle between Harry, Dobby and demonic astronauts, which, like everything else, has nothing to do with anything and is never explained. "Man Without A Body": Literally, the only similarities with Harry Potter are the names of Harrry, Dobby, Ron and Dumbledore (only the first time). There' s one mention of Hogwarts getting destroyed by Harry. "Man Without A Body": Take the following sentence:

Harry: Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them.

"Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", yet Dobby has yet to reappear since Harry chopped his head off. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" inquisitors, until they all realize they're men of the Lord. "Man Without A Body": A rape ape. No, THE rape ape. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"", who writes critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact and has more money then anyone. "Man Without A Body": Dumblecop's leg is made of pistols. However, he doesn't shoot with it, preferring to kick planets in half. "Man Without A Body": Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" thrown into the mix, seeing as he can remove his own head. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". You have been warned. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Many and varied. Vampire Cavemen on Mars stands out as something you've likely never heard before. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Granted, it doesn't exactly follow much of a story structure in the first place, but the end of last chapter doesn't really give much resolution to even itself. "Man Without A Body": After killing everybody in the universe, Harry admonishes Dumbledore to conserve food, otherwise they'll starve, and no one will be around to revive them just to kill them again. "Man Without A Body": In the second chapter, we get astral vampires which are able to bite even when only their head remains, causing vampire cavemen on Mars when Harry throws the heads back into time to Mars, where, er, they bite cavemen. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": "Man Without A Body" in the story. He can see sub-atomic particles by squinting, and somehow killed the fuck out of Mercury (not the god, the actual planet), and then killed the fuck out of Venus with Mercury's carcass.

    • There's also Dumblecop of the Darkmeal, who kicks a planet in half, for no apparent reason, just because he can. With a leg, made out of pistols.

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Dumbledore: Harry, you must rock the fuck out.

"Man Without A Body": Possibly the President of Pangea, who hangs out with omnicidal god Dumbledorp. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", but at least he's an eloquent one. "Man Without A Body": That's putting it lightly. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" all in one!

He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.

"Man Without A Body": There is absolutely zero logical plot progression, however, there are legs made out of pistols, vampire caveman on Mars and a cursed book with pages MADE OUT OF LASERS and words made out of dragons, made out of motorcycles, making godless love to headless women. "Man Without A Body": See the rest of this page. "Man Without A Body": Dobby's "elfin space armor" has skulls on the shoulders and a groinsaw. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".}} "Man Without A Body": It's THAT over-the-top and overtopping itself many times throughout the chapters. "Man Without A Body": Dumbledore calls Harry from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon. "Man Without A Body": "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body", in a deranged sort of way. "Man Without A Body": Demonic spheres, who rape you. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"", neither of whom are even mentioned in the actual story. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"?}} "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" offers Harry tea and "chumpits." Harry declines, as he hates chumpits. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" on a spike. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" for just one example. "Man Without A Body": Launching Your Groinsaw From Your Crotch Always Works. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body", Dobby. "Man Without A Body": The cabbage and mustard sandwich Harry finds turns out to be cartilage and mustard halfway into the chapter. "Man Without A Body": The Surf Ninjas of Surf Ninja Moon X. "Man Without A Body": Similar to the above mentioned pairing between characters who never appear in the fic, the fic is categorized as "Angst/Romance". The summary, on the other hand, is a fairly honest representation of a few of the events in this fic, which is otherwise virtually impossible to summarize. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body": Rape Radbury. "Man Without A Body": Dobby's Groinsaw. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" he distorts reality. The closest one gets to a proper antagonist is the rape ape, who apparently bounded Harry, and the "scientist" in the last chapter. "Man Without A Body": Oh yes. "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body"). "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body". "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body" "Man Without A Body""Man Without A Body".

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