Your Vampires Suck/Quotes
Well, you can still be destroyed, but forget the books and the movies. Garlic? It's worthless. Cross? Pfft... shove it right up their asses. A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you. Running water? Ah, that's no problem. I bathe... O-occasionally. —Smiling Jack, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
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You listen to me, Twilight - My god, is that really the name you picked? Twilight? Y'know I lived that idea first, right? (And my vampire was so much better.) —Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 #33
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Bela Lugosi's dead, and so am I. But what's left of Bela is rotting in a pine coffin somewhere, while I have the opportunity to sit here on the balcony, enjoy my drink, and look at you. Correct me if I am presumptuous, but I suspect I have the better end of the deal. —Opening to Vampire: The Masquerade sourcebook
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Oh God, I'm Pattinson! —Dean, Supernatural, "Live Free or Twi-Hard"
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Edward: (There's a knock at the door) Hold on. (goes to the door) Who is it? |
But a real vampire would have a hunch —Voltaire (musician), Vampire Club (Twilight Version)
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