You Wanna Get Sued?/Quotes

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Willy: [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis.
'Bart: What's haggis?
Willy: Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the shinning!
Bart: You mean shining.

Willy: Shh! You want to get sued?
The Simpsons, Halloween Special V

Masaki: You done talking? Then lend us a hand, Ms. Comet!

Sleigh: Comet...?

Shiro: Why "Comet", meow?

Masaki: It sounds like a rival for the Shooting Star, right? And it's painted red...

Shiro: Oh, you mean like the Red Com--

Kuro: Do you wanna get us in trouble? Besides, it looks more scarlet.

Masaki: Scarlet Comet? That's pretty risky too, don't you think?

Kuro: Y-You may be right...

Duck Dodgers: Oh, darn! You see, I just missed the next episode of my favorite animated TV show that is a sequel to another animated TV show that I cannot mention cause it's on a different network!
Scorpion: Is the Galactic Protectorate run by Warner Bros.? Is that why you can't mention the TV show by name even though you're in an entirely different dimension, isolated from everyone else you know?

Duck Dodgers: Oh no, it's actually a little problem I have since I was born. Look at this. Powerpuff Girls. See, nothing happens. Animaniacs. Nothing happens again. But when I say Spongebo— {gets into a spastic attack} See? I can say things like Avatar. But when I say Last Ai— {gets into another spastic attack} I call it Network Syndrome.