Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe/Quotes
Hob Gadling: "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."
—The Sandman, Endless Nights
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The Alchemist: How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled? |
Rohimmir: Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished. |
Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?
—Tom Servo, "The Undead", Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Thou swell! Thou witty! —"Thou Swell", A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
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Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of a DM doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.
—Lore Sjoberg, Speak With Monsters
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And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain. —"Hey Dewd", by Midas
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You two idiots keep that up and I'm gonna get medieval on ye olde arse.
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"Why do you persist in talking in old-timey Shakespeare talk?! We're from Greece! From two thousand years before Shakespeare! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!"
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"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"
—Description of "Grimm Hatte", Team Fortress 2
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"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."
—Batman, Batman: The Brave And The Bold
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"Navi! Navi! Wherefore art thou, Navi? I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"
—The Deku Tree, xanauzumaki's Ocarina of Time Abridged
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"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"
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Aye, thereth she blows! Fullethest speed ahead and moveth rearwarded to Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.