X2: X-Men United/Funny

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  • Professor X dissuades Wolverine from smoking in Cerebro.

Xavier: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your life under the belief that you are a six-year-old girl.
Logan: Would you really do that?
Xavier: I'll have Jean braid your hair.

  • Whenever Nightcrawler tries to introduces himself ("My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich circus I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler"), he's interrupted.
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