With Strings Attached/Funny

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  • Chapter 22: The day the four spend in New Zork, culminating in the final chaotic chase between the four and the fans, harveys, and authorities.
  • John's sensible but hilarious reaction after seeing Paul transformed for the first time, with diamond fingernails:

...John couldn't help it, the first thing out of his mouth was "Oh my God, Paul, don't pick your nose."

  • Likewise, Ringo's Deadpan Snarker reaction to Paul's new powers after he demonstrates them by breaking a tree in half.

Ringo: Didn't break too many trees when I used coke.

  • Paul and John's Cavemen vs. Astronauts Debate at the ruined bridge in the Hunter's world, and how the Hunter completely humiliates them there.
  • The fight between As'taris and “Biggus Dickus.”
  • Jeft's reaction after they destroy the Heart of Evil, which was powering the undead on the Plains of Death:

~NOOOOO! MY HEART! YOU WRECKED MY HEART! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE? MY PLAINS! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAINS! I HAD PLANS FOR THOSE PLAINS! THEY RUINED MY PLAINS! BASTARDS! BASTARDS! BASTARDS!~