Violation of Common Sense/Quotes

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Common Sense: So rare it's a god damn super power
—Text for a Motivational Poster

Frank Niagara: Pleased to meet you. I'm Frankie "The Bat" Niagara.
Max Payne: Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

Max (narrating): He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do.