Videogamedunkey/Funny
- From Hitman Goes to The Book, in a room full of corpses:
Dunkey: "Wait a minute, there's been a murder... Hitman killed one maid!" |
- From a cutscene:
Blake Dexter: Yee-ha! Lemme tell ya, I don't ordinarily yee-ha. But that was a fuckin ' yee-ha! Fuckin' Christmas! |
- In Viva Piñata:
Costolot: Can I interest you in something seedy? No, I don't mean like that... |
- In Trouble Turtle Town : The Mystery of Gazoolgo, Dunkey managed to fool and infuriate the young players into an Internet Backdraft.
- During a turn:
(Dunkey is the traitor. He's cornered by a dude.) |
- Dunkey and another dude bicker about hacking the other's numerous game accounts when:
evan (some kid): Can any of you just forget the.. accounts and just play the game, please? |
- That convinces Dunkey and the dude to "rat out" evan as the traitor, and the kid dies.
- The constant "Get in there" for the traitor detector/death trap.
- In H1Z1:
Dunkey: (To a female gamer) Where are your pants? |
Dunkey: Every year, fifty people jump off this bridge and die; it's not funny." |
- In XCOM:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ...... Fuck you!" |
- When Dunkey roleplays as a cop:
"LAPD, freeze! I'm goin' over here, lookin' for the Shrek. Ah, it's aliens, man! Oh no, they got a clear shot and.. and they missin'. |
- In Mario Kart Wii: Hitler's Reign, Dunkey almost wins a match, but then gets hit by that damn blue shell. The other players beat him:
"NO NO NO NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO MY LEGACY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!" |
- In Green Eggs and Jam, a parody song of the Dr. Seuss book with weird animation:
- I won't eat them in a house. |
- When shit gets real:
- I don't like green eggs and ham. |
- In Uncharted 4 - Exclusive Demo, the gunplay.
Dunkey: Here we are with another stealth part. I'm gonna take him out with a stealth take-down. Alright, here we go! |
- In TF2 : Best Class, Dunkey talks about the qualities of a specific class he's playing as in Team Fortress 2, but when he gets killed, he changes his class to the one his killer had and continues as if nothing happened before. It then happens again and again.
- In THE JONTRON RANT:
"So who is JonTron exactly? |