The Watson/Quotes

Dirk: I need you, MacDuff!

Richard: You need me?

Dirk: No... That is to say, you are the grit around which the pearl of truth often forms. Your plain-speaking everyman perspective is useful counterpoint to... And you're a very good sounding board for my more outlandish theories...

Richard: You mean you think better when you're showing off?

Dirk: See? There you go. Cutting straight to the heart of the matter.

—Dirk Gently

Pinkie Pie: And Twilight will be my lowly assistant who asks silly questions with obvious answers.

—My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, MMMystery on the Friendship Express