The Railway Series/Funny

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  • In Dirty Objects, James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation.
    • "James," he asked, "why are you red?"
      "I am a splendid engine," answered James loftily, "ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty."
      "Oh!" said Toby innocently, "that's why you once needed bootlaces; to be ready, I suppose?"
      James went redder than ever and snorted off.