The Most Epic Demonic Conquest Ever

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A crazy story of a demonic conquest....

A Sonic the Hedgehog-universe Fanfic.

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And so she made her way to Earth to ruin the image of the ridiculously idealistic angel of justice, doing things such as robbing food stores, blowing up buildings, helping criminals get away with crimes, and leaving the toilet seat up.

Ivy: Rosie, cover that midriff!
Rosie: Don’t hate on my midriff!

Poison: This isn’t good, guys, we’ll need to find another way round.
Ruby: Fuck that! Let’s charge right through those bastards! *covers her mouth* S-sorry, I didn’t mean to say that…
Ivy: We’re a bad influence on that angel.
Poison: A very bad influence.

Rosie: Y’know how annoying it is to explain to vampire hunters nowadays that you’re not that evil anymore? I’ve kinda mellowed out since meeting you guys, so instead of killing them I try to talk things out now. Some just don’t listen, so I impale them instead.
Amber: Gotta stab the fleshy interior.
Rosie: Gotta hammer in that nail.
Amber: Gotta fill out that taco with some meat.
Rosie: Gotta fill the cup with some warm milk.
Amber: Gotta carefully stick the pencil in the sharpener.
Rosie: Gotta attack the weak point for massive damage…What were we talking about again?

Poison: Y’know, occasionally when watching some shows, I’ve always noticed this sometimes bland and average guy get so much popularity with women. Sometimes I just gotta wonder, how does he do it, y’know?

Spring: We deal with these kinds of things on a daily basis, so I believe that you vastly underestimate us. Here’s how this will go: You’ll attack us, we’ll evade your attacks, you’ll be astounded by our speed, and then, we will kick you, and you will explode.

Poison: Y’know, I’m starting to see a pattern with the names…
Ivy: You’re probably just thinking too much.

Ivy: Sonic Z? Who the hell wrote this shit?

Ivy: Y’know, I learned a lesson from all this.
Poison: That you should appreciate what you have regardless of how helpful they are?
Ivy: No. It’s that I’ll never be able to find good help and be stuck with a crappy servant like you forever, and the one servant I did like tried to kill me! So now I gotta settle with a useless load like you.
Poison: I hate you too, Ivy.

    • From “Crisis on Several Earths”:

Gary: I’ve learned something today.
Crystal: Treat others how you’d like to be treated?
Gary: No, its that regardless of how crazy this place might be, there’s a lot worse things out there.

    • And lampshaded in Chapter 40:

Ruby: So what’s the moral of this story?
Poison: This isn’t gonna be another one of those fake aesops, is it?
Crystal: I think the moral is: Science is bad.
Amber: I think it's: Treat others how you’d like to be treated.
Damien: Nah, it's gotta be: Life sucks, so do what you feel like.
Lolita: I think the moral is this: Don’t bully people who could brutally kill you if they were to snap.

Poison: *sitting by Ivy’s bed* Hey, you don’t look so well...
Ivy: Yes, I seem to have contracted Diabeetus.
Poison: So is there anything I can do?
Ivy: Yes. *cough* Perhaps you could grant this cute little girl’s final wish before she dies...
Poison: To take over the world?
Ivy: Of course!

  • Testosterone Poisoning - Leo, who ate wood for breakfast and washed it down with a cup of nails. He might also fight grizzy bears with his bare hands in his spare time.
  • That Came Out Wrong - Ruby’s golden shower comment in “Cosmic Destination”, which she realizes later:

Ruby: *looking up something on her computer* “Oh, so that’s what a golden shower is? Wow, that must’ve been quite awkward…”

Ruby: I may have to sneak inside to get evidence, so I’ll have to be stealthy. she said moments before jumping in through the glass window.

Ivy: Hold on a second, silver hair?
Poison: *nods* Yeah, silver hair.
Ivy: But that’s stupid! How can anyone have silver hair? That’s not even a natural hair colour!

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