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{{quote|''"For ''this'', I'm missing a date?"''|'''Terry McGinnis'''|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}}

What you do for a living is typically a big part of who you are, and when you start getting serious with a boyfriend or girlfriend, you probably like to talk about how your day went. But what if you spend your day saving the planet from alien invasions? Or hunting down vampire [[Serial Killer|serial killers]]? What if what you do for a living is so fantastical telling them about your [[Secret Identity]] will convince them you are a liar (in which case they dump you), convince them you are insane (in which case they try to have you committed and/or dump you), or horrify them to the point where they (guess what) dump you? Of course, the people you work for in this fantastical world may insist that should you ever tell your significant other, you'd have to immediately [[Killed to Uphold the Masquerade|kill them]].

Is it any surprise, then, that the [[Masquerade]] will (make you) kill your dating life?

A lot of times, the pool of eligible bachelor(ette)s in on the [[Masquerade]] is rather small, and since [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]], it won't take long for you to work your way through them. But if you try to date outside of the masquerade, be prepared to stonewall every time your new beau asks "So how was your day?" or "When do I get to meet your friends at work?" or "Why do you always come home with blood-stained clothes and smelling of gunpowder?" Expect [[Keeping Secrets Sucks|much angst about having to lie]] to the current most important person in your life that doesn't have a spot in the opening credits. That's if you can keep the many, ''many'' lies from collapsing in on themselves, that is. These relationships tend to end in one of three ways, with several subtypes:

# The strain is too much, and you break up.
#:'''A.''' Your [[Love Interest]] senses you're hiding something, and threatens to call it off if you don't come clean. You can't, so he or she does.
#: '''B.''' You can't stand lying all the time, and call things off yourself.
# Your [[Love Interest]] is [[Down the Rabbit Hole|introduced]] into the [[Masquerade]]
#:'''A.''' Your [[Love Interest]] is kidnapped or otherwise put in danger, and you have to have a [[Applied Phlebotinum|phlebotinum battle]] right in front of him or her.
#:'''B.''' He or she walks in on you while in the middle of official Masquerade business, and won't leave until you explain why you just staked some goth guy through the chest.
# Your Love Interest is already part of the [[Masquerade]]
#:'''A.''' [[Dating Catwoman|But is on the other side. This makes things complicated.]]
#:'''B.''' [[Mutual Masquerade|Neither of you knows the other is in on it.]] [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarious complications ensue.]]

Usually, the [[Love Interest]] freaks out. Rarely... very rarely... the [[Love Interest]] [[Understanding Boyfriend|doesn't freak out at all]] and instead reacts with some variation of "Huh... well that explains a lot." Of course, adding a regular character who is in the know will remove a huge source of drama, so any girlfriends or boyfriends that find out about the Masquerade [[Status Quo Is God|have a life expectancy of a few hours]]. Compare [[It's Not You, It's My Enemies]]. May be because she or he [[Loves My Alter Ego]]. Often the cause of a character being [[Hollywood Dateless]]. A subtrope of [[Keeping Secrets Sucks]]. If your heroic job threatens your dating life for reasons other than its secrecy, see [[Duty First, Love Second]]. If letting the [[Love Interest]] in on the secret is what causes the break up, that falls under [[Love Cannot Overcome]].

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== Anime & Manga ==
* Lelouch Lamperouge of ''[[Code Geass]]'' suffered several problems with his love interests—particularly Shirley—because of his masquerade as Zero {{spoiler|to which her death can be directly attributed}}.
** Intially with Suzaku and Euphemia, but having their respective masquerades broken allowed them both to genuinely get to know each other.  {{spoiler|But Euphemia didn't tell Suzaku about Lelouch being her brother and still trusted him, which got her killed}}.
* This is a common theme of ''[[Codename: Sailor V]]'', in which Minako's love life is forever ruined by her duty. In the very first issue, she crushes on a boy who suggests she wear a red ribbon in her hair (said ribbon being an iconic accessory of the character). He turns out to be an agent of the Dark Kingdom and she is forced to kill him. Throughout the series, various one-shot crushes come in and out of her life, forever chased off in some fashion by the consequences of her job. Finally, she seems to be getting somewhere when her [[Mysterious Protector]], Kaitou Ace, finally gets close to her...only to be revealed to also be Danburite, the [[Big Bad]] of the series. Upon her killing him, he leaves her with an (accurate) prediction that she will never find love because she will always put her duty first.
* Something like this happened to one of the handlers in ''[[Gunslinger Girl]]''. His girlfriend even pointed out about how he always smell like gunpowder despite supposedly working for "a social welfare agency".
** A literal version occurs with cyborg girl Rico, who finds herself attracted to a boy she meets while doing her recon. When she runs into the boy during the hit, the brainwashed girl obeys her handler's instructions and [[Creepy Child|shoots him dead]].
* In ''[[Weiss Kreuz]]'', Ken Hidaka's entire love life can be summed up this way. He breaks up with his first girlfriend, [[Biker Babe|Yuriko]], because he simply can't handle lying to her and can't see any other way to keep her safe, then does it ''again'' when the first one doesn't quite take; the second, Reiko, turns out to be one of his targets, so [[Kill the Ones You Love|that doesn't end at all well either]]. Unsurprisingly, by ''Gluhen'' he seems to have given up dating entirely.
* ''[[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]]'': More social life than dating life, but that the [[Magical Girl]]s have little spare time and few people they can bond with is a major theme.
** Special mention goes to Sayaka, who is never able to tell the boy she loves about being a [[Magical Girl]]  {{spoiler|because it also made her a [[Our Liches Are Different|lich]]. [[The Corruption|This]] [[Tragic Monster|ends]] [[Mercy Kill|badly]].}}


== Comic Books ==
* If this trope had an [[Anthropomorphic Personification]], [[Spider-Man]] would punch it so hard the [[Blue Shift|blue]] [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|highlights]] would [[Scott Pilgrim|fly out of its hair]].
** Gwen Stacy got murdered for dating Pete.
** Mary Jane and he ''did'' marry, but the number of times his crime fighting got in the way of dates, it's an exception.
*** Not to mention Betty Brant, his first love, who left him in a straight-up type A{{context}}<!-- There's three different "Type A" listed above. Which one is this? -->
* Happens to Billy Batson as [[Captain Marvel]] in [[Justice Society of America]]. Turns out having the alter-ego of a 30 year old man will destroy your chances with the 16 year old.
** To clarify: Stargirl knew that Billy was 16, and that Billy was Captain Marvel, and that it was still Billy's basic personality when he was in Captain Marvel mode. But the rest of the Justice Society, mostly made up of elder statesmen of the superhero crowd, did not know about Captain Marvel's secret teenaged identity, which made the relationship look highly improper. Jay Garrick, the Flash, flatly told Captain Marvel to break it off, and he did so rather than reveal his identity to the older members of the team.
* ''[[Batman|Bruce Wayne]], of all people'', admits this to Vicki Vale when he realizes this is why she's  {{spoiler|deduced his secret identity, thus why Ra's al Ghul wants her dead.}}
** Tim Drake (3rd Robin) has a fondness of dating civilians (Arianna, Zoanne, Tam) compared to the other Robins. These relationships always end up going south, unsurprisingly. With Arianna and Zoanne, they have no clue of his secret identity, and with Tam, she managed to keep his secret AND dodge all death threats at her for being associated with him fairly well, but broke up anyways. Even with his longest relationship, Stephanie Brown (Spoiler), they were dating as superheroes and not civilians because he couldn't give away his real identity. They had problems due to Robin's secretiveness and only patched things up when Batman forcefully revealed Robin's real name to her.

== Film ==
* ''[[The Sorcerers Apprentice]]'' has this as well, with the main character having to hide his newfound magical powers.
* In ''[[True Lies]]'' Schwarzenegger's character, a secret agent, pretends to his wife that he is an exceptionally dull computer salesman. This nearly kills his marriage.
* In ''[[Batman Forever]]'' Bruce Wayne hides the fact that he's Batman from Dr. Chase Meridian...even as she demands to see Batman. She gets her wish, and Bruce still almost would've kept his Masquerade in force...until Two-Face and The Riddler kidnap her.
* In ''[[Men in Black (film)|Men in Black]]'' there's a third type: inductees are to sever all ties with their old life - including loved ones. One scene shows Agent Kay pining over a lost love (and is later reunited with her, but only after he leaves MIB and has his memory wiped).
**  {{spoiler|Come the sequel, she's left him, in a pseudo-Type 1a situation.}}
* Played for laughs in ''Mr. and Mrs. Smith''. Both are Elite Spies of different (and competing) agencies who both live an elaborate lie (similar to Schwarzenegger's in ''True Lies''. It all goes south when they are on the same job. Classical Type 3 situation...
* A large element of the "indie short film" ''Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses''. {{spoiler|In fact, the ''point'' is for the "broken masquerade" to scare his girlfriend away}}.
* In ''Point of No Return'' (an American remake of ''La Femme Nikita''), the lead is incredibly happy with her newfound boyfriend but can't take all the lying on top of being forced to kill people. Since she can't just drop out of the secret agency that recruited her, she runs away.


== Literature ==
* [[The Masquerade]] killed [[The Dresden Files|Harry Dresden]]'s dating life: the only girlfriend he's ever had (as an adult, that is) got herself turned into a half-vampire while attempting to interview a bunch of vampires out for Harry's head. {{spoiler|And eventually, Harry was forced to kill her in ''Changes''.}}
** Or the time a demon interrupted one of their dates.
** Wizards live longer than muggles. Some of the more venerable wizards know their great-great-great-great-grandkids, and sometimes further.
** Elaine, his teenage girlfriend. Harry killed their adoptive father Justin DuMorne in self defense, and Elaine disappeared in the property damage. Note - they were both adopted, so there shouldn't be any [[Squick]] involved in their relationship.
* ''[[The Scarlet Pimpernel (novel)|The Scarlet Pimpernel]]'': Percy Blakeney had his ''marriage'' (nearly) killed by [[The Masquerade]]. He probably would have told his wife the truth had he not been led to believe she was a sympathizer for the other side just a few hours after the wedding. The lies and miscommunications that followed drive the plot of the book.
* Comes up in the all three books of Marie Brennan's [[Onyx Court]] series.
** In the first book, Lune and Deven fall in love while Lune is posing as a mortal to uncover secrets in Queen Elizabeth's court. Lune spends much time angsting about how he can never know what she truly is. Initially ends in a type 1B, but becomes a type 2B once Deven gets into terrible trouble trying to find her again.
** In the second book, Antony refuses to tell his wife, Kate, about the Onyx Court, and she calls him on keeping secrets more than once. Unusually, nothing ends up changing. Kate just eventually accepts that there are certain things that her husband just can't/won't tell her.
** The third book also plays with this trope: while [[The Masquerade]] has clearly not limited Galen's ''dating'' life, society dictates that he must marry outside it. Galen agonizes for months about whether and how to tell his fiancee, Delphia. Subverted when he does decide to tell her and her reaction, after a brief initial shock, is pretty much, "Faeries living under London? Cool!"
* The stress of the masquerade getting in the way is part of the reason Thrix is the [[Christmas Cake]] in ''[[Lonely Werewolf Girl]]'' (the other part of the reason is she is a chronic workaholic). In the sequel her only love interest turned out to be a case of [[Dating Catwoman]].
* [[The Hunter|Spike]] and [[Career Killers|Cindy]] from the [[Thursday Next]] series are a subversion as they're happy together and Spike manages to fail to understand when Cindy subtly tells him.
* ''Telefon'' by Walter Wager involved Soviet saboteurs in the U.S. with such deep cover, thanks to special [[Brainwashing]], that they genuinely believed themselves to be loyal American citizens. Nonetheless, certain kinds of involvements, such as romance with people who had to pass security checks, might expose the truth ... so if one of the Telefon agents found himself/herself developing such a relationship, he/she was programmed to break it off in a natural-seeming conflict of personalities. And then there was the agent whose husband began to notice that she was collecting materials that could be made into bombs. She '''unconsciously''' poisoned him.


== Live-Action TV ==
* This trope's pretty much in full force in ''[[Dexter]].'' Invoked quite literally in the 4th season finale  {{spoiler|when the serial killer Dexter was trying to kill murdered Dexter's wife}}
* This happens in ''[[Torchwood]]'' too. When Gwen's boyfriend finds out, however, their relationship improves considerably after a bit of awkwardness with the rest of the team.
{{quote|'''Ianto:''' Well, this is unprecedented, the fiance finding out.
'''Tosh:''' Mainly because we're all sad and single. }}
* On ''[[Warehouse 13]]'', Pete's love interest fled the town after being possessed by an artifact that caused her to try and kill him. Thankfully, she stopped him before he used up his one chance to tell someone the truth about his job.
* Happens all the time in ''[[Charmed]]''. Most of the main characters end up married to men who were already part of the masquerade to avoid this.
* [[Buffy]]'s social life was constantly being derailed by this. An early boyfriend, Owen, followed her one night, and nearly got killed by a vampire, without ever realizing that's what happened to him, but he got off on the excitement and wanted to do it again, so she dumped him. Then with Riley in season 4, it turns out that they are both in on the masquerade, and have been hiding it from each other, until they run into each other in the middle of a fight. They get over it after learning about each other though. Something similar happens with Principal Wood in season 7  {{spoiler|but he knew who she was, all along.}}
* A staple of ''[[Hannah Montana]]''. It's particularly amusing when Miley's date is somewhere in the vicinity of a Hannah event and she chooses (poorly) to attend both engagements simultaneously.
* Happens (''twice'') on ''[[Nikita (TV series)|Nikita]]''.
** Three times. This is probably going to be a recurring theme for this series.
* Straker's marriage in ''[[UFO]]'' was destroyed by keeping SHADO secret from his wife. It didn't help when she caught him meeting with one of the [[Bridge Bunnies]] and he was unable to tell her why.
* Has happened to both [[Superman|Clark]] and [[Green Arrow|Oliver]] in ''[[Smallville]]''.
** Not to mention Chloe, whose whole relationship with Jimmy, from beginning to end, was strained by her keeping first Clark's secrets and later, [[Serial Killer|Davis]]'.
* Starts with Sydney's fiancee in the pilot of ''[[Alias (TV series)|Alias]]'' and goes downhill from there. After the [[Time Skip]] between seasons 2 and 3, she barely interacts with anyone who's not in on the conspiracy or a target of her mission.
* In ''[[Chuck]]'', Chuck's few attempts to date someone who wasn't Sarah ended up going sour pretty much for this reason.
** One episode revealed the case where ''he'' was on the other side of the equation. His college girlfriend was actually recruited into Fulcrum probably even before they started dating. After he was expelled, her handler forced her to end the relationship. When they meet again, they're on opposite sides (he's CIA/NSA, she's Fulcrum).
* In ''[[The Sarah Jane Adventures]]'', Sarah Jane gets a package containing an alien being while getting a visit from her boyfriend. Fortunately, Clyde and Rani are there to cover for her.
* In ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' Sam Carter's boyfriend Pete gets a little put out by her constant secrecy, but being a cop decides to do some digging rather than forcing a confrontation. He ends up stumbling into the crossfire of a fight with a Goa'uld and getting shot, although this does let Carter give him the whole story while he's in the hospital. Their relationship eventually founders for other reasons, (hey, we're talking Black Widow Carter here!)
** To those not aware: Every man Sam was involved in prior to this relationship was killed, usually in a rather off-hand manner. In one documentary she even asked the writers if she could get a boyfriend who didn't die.
* Parodied in ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' where [[Danny DeVito]] played a mobster who kept telling his wife that he can't tell her what he does for a living. Not only does she clearly know, but she's advising him on what to wear not to be seen, which gun to use for his hit and where to dump the body.
* Just ask Cally Stone of ''[[Dark Oracle]]'' about this one. Every potential relationship she has (and most of her friendships) get torpedoed by her attempts at dealing with the comic book that has taken over her life. Conversely, her brother [[Cool Loser|Lance]], and his best friend [[Butt Monkey|Dizzy]], probably wouldn't have dating lives if the comic had forced them together with their respective girlfriends.
* George from ''[[Being Human (UK)]]'' deals with this twice: with Sam, his rebound girlfriend, whom he {{spoiler|nearly transforms in front of because she won't let him get out of going to a parent-teacher conference for her daughter on the night of a full moon}}; and, most notably, with Nina, who starts out quite angry and annoyed about being constantly left out of the loop when it comes to George's secrets and then gets  {{spoiler|introduced to the masquerade when George accidentally scratches her partway through a transformation and turns her into a werewolf. Her inability to cope with her introduction to the masquerade leads them to break up for a while.}}
* ''[[H₂O: Just Add Water]]'' zigs and zags around on this trope with the four different mermaids (and one secret keeper) over the seasons:
** Cleo and Lewis's troubles have little to do with the masquerade, and are more mundane in nature. He's a little too involved in helping that it makes him a poor boyfriend.
** Emma's boyfriends become pushy over the secret and Emma pushes them away over it (or it causes a huge fight). She only reveals her secret to her second love interest in the last episode.
** Rikki starts out with the problem of being a mermaid in love with a guy (Zane) whose made it his only mission to prove Mermaids exist. Later he feels that mermaid stuff is coming before him in in their relationship. Incidentally Rikki's closeness to her mermaid sisters is strained when she lets Zane know she is, but doesn't tell them, and forbids him from telling them he knows. So we have a Masquerade in a Masquerade. Bella's initial problems with Will are much along these lines, as he's sure weird stuff is going on and wants the truth (which Rikki, Cleo, Bella, and Lewis don't want him to know).
** Lewis as secret keeper ends up straining his relationship with Charlotte since he must keep running to Cleo (his ex) and her friends when they are in trouble since he's the only one they trust with their secret. Once that's sorted the only issue in their relationship is Charlotte is a [[Yandere|super possessive controlling girlfriend]] on a ''[[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|mad power trip from having the combined powers of the other mermaids]]''. Nothing can go wrong with that relationship!
* In [[Power Rangers Zeo]] Tommy tries to go out on a date with someone outside the masquerade only to be called away by preparations for the next monster attack. Later he actually gets to the date, only to be called away by an actual monster attack.

==  Video Games ==
* Averted in the ''[[Persona 3]]'' and ''[[Persona 4]]'' games from the ''[[Shin Megami Tensei]]'' franchise. Later into the games, you will actually find your life much much easier if you date/socialize/karaoke/have coffee on a regular basis and cram only for the exams. The dates in ''[[Persona 3]]'' are even designed such that you are only required to max out your Knowledge stat by the last quarter of the game.
** It's more like an inversion - being in [[Persona 3|SEES]] or the [[Persona 4|Investigation Team]] is the protagonist's "in" with several girls considered highly desirable by the rest of the school.


== Web Original ==
* This trope is why so many superheroes from the ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' are divorced (in some cases, divorced multiple times). It also explains why so many of them are "girl/guy in every port" types.
* In [[Spinnerette]], on top of the usual schedule priority issues, Heather has to wear a fat suit to hide her extra arms.


== Western Animation ==
* Terry McGinnis of ''[[Batman Beyond]]'': His steady girlfriend Dana got ''really'' sick of being perpetually [[Stood Up]], and his foray into other prospects got him into a [[Dating Catwoman]] mess. Luckily for him, Dana eventually comes around, as seen in the [[Distant Finale]] the show got in [[Justice League]]. She knows his secret identity by then, so at some point she either figured it out or Terry wised up and just told her.
* ''[[Danny Phantom]]'': Danny and Valerie are type 3. Valerie breaks up with Danny because, ironically, [[It's Not You, It's My Enemies]]. (They're a [[Dating Catwoman]] pair; Danny knew her other identity, but Valerie was in the dark.)
* ''[[American Dragon: Jake Long]]'': [[Zig-Zagging Trope|Zig zagged]] via type 3B. Jake meets Rose at the start of his Masquerade, dates her, finds out she's on the other side of it and breaks up with her, gets her back via [[Heel Face Turn]], ''she'' breaks up with ''him'' because she thinks he's getting reckless about their relationship, she [[Hope Spot|starts considering getting back together with him]], then she gets {{spoiler|[[Reset Button|rewritten in history]]}} and Jake is left a wreck. His next two dating prospects at least have the decency to be a disaster right out of the gate.
* In ''[[Sym-Bionic Titan]]'', Kimmy is fed up with Octus (with Lance and Illana) "going to the bathroom" all the time, especially when he leaves right before the prom.
* [[Jem]] and Jerrica Benton are the same person. Unfortunately, Jerrica's boyfriend Rio doesn't know this, and he falls in love with Jem. If she only told Rio the truth everything wouldn't be so complicated and she wouldn't have to be her own boyfriend's mistress.
** Protestations aside, [[Alternate Character Interpretation|maybe she wants to be both?]]
* In ''[[WITCH (animation)|WITCH]]'', when Matt and Will started dating, he got more than a little suspicious of why she kept running off. Once he found out the reason why, he was more supportive... though, it didn't stop him from wanting to help. By the end of the second season, they evolved into a [[Battle Couple]].


== Real Life ==
* In his autobiography, ''Have a Nice Day!'', [[Mick Foley]] recounts having a conversation with a woman he was dating shortly before he was to lose a [[Loser Leaves Town]] match in his independent days. Mick tries his best to uphold [[Kayfabe]], dancing around the fact that he would have to leave her, when the girl revealed that A) [[Secret Secret Keeper|she already knew wrestling was fake]], and B) she'd deduced he was going to lose, and leave town, because he'd already packed his things in his car.
* Such is the life of intelligence agents and certain special forces.

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