The Last Starfighter/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Back to sleep Louis or I'm telling mom about your Playboy's!" ...and (repeat).
  • Between Grig, Beta and Centauri, quite a few, the crown jewel being:

Grig: I'll have it all figured out by the time we reach the Frontier...
Alarm beeping as Grig's face drops:
Alex: What's that?
Grig: The Frontier.

    • Of course the exchange between Alex and Grig before they take on the enemy ship in the asteroid is better.

Alex: It'll be a slaughter!
Grig: That's the spirit!
Alex: No, my slaughter! One Gunstar against the armada?!
Grig: Yes, one Gunstar against the armada. I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!
(Alex just sits there, looking absolutely incredulous)

  • How about:

Alex: Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.

  • Everything that happens with the Beta Robot back on Earth as Alex is off a million miles from nowhere. Test audiences liked the comedy of embarrassments Beta was endearing so the film-makers added more scenes.
    • For instance, there is Beta repairing his detached head and dealing with Alex's brother ("You're having a terrible nightmare. Go back to sleep.") just before he sees to his pained consternation an assassin landing. Then there is Beta finally revealing to Alex's girlfriend that he's an android, a claim proven when he is shot, revealing his circuitry and the only reaction he gives is a casual "See?" to the girl before he gives chase to the shooter.