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The most awesome characters in the world.

== Main characters ==

=== Sweet Bro ===

Sweet Bro is the first character introduced. He is known to like [[Video Games]] and is always ready to test new ideas.
* [[Butt Monkey]]
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
* [[Cordon Bleugh Chef]]: Who else would put jelly on a hot [[Rouge Angles of Satin|god]]?
* [[The Fundamentalist]]: He doesn't accept Jeff's alternate way of praying.
{{quote|No you dumb homo tool, your '''''PRAYING WRONG.'''''}}
* [[Perma-Stubble]]
* [[Shonen Hair]]
* [[The Stoner]]
* [[Took a Level in Badass]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=041.jpg Big time.]
* [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]]

=== Hella Jeff ===

Hella Jeff is the [[Straight Man]] of the two. He will usually [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=003.jpg question] Sweet Bro's ideas if he finds them a little weird. He likes sports, especially basketball, and has [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=007.jpg demonstrated] an intelligence capable of fooling Sweet Bro.
* [[Anti-Hero]]
* [[Distracted By the Shiny|Distacted By The Rank Ass Vent Wind]]
* [[Pants-Free]]
* [[Stealth Expert]] He seems to like spying on Sweet Bro, and appears in nooks and crannies effortlessly.
* [[The Stoner]]: Not as much as Sweet Bro, but he still tokes up on a joint to make him stoned. Or something.
* [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]]

=== Geromy ===

The new friend, introduced in comic #7.
* [[Black Best Friend]]
* Donald Glover: Popularly played by him until [[Homestuck/Characters/The Felt Two|The Batterwtich]] had him assassinated.
* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: Judging by the assorted polls on the wiki, he is ridiculously more popular than the rest of the cast.
* [[Living Prop]]: He never even ''moves''.
* [[Token Minority]] (despite being the ''third'' black character to be introduced, after Barack Obana and The Big Man)

== Secondary characters ==

=== The Big Man ===

A popular Basketball player.
* [[Hidden Depths]]: He has the time to warn the readers about AIDS.
* [[Lady Mondegreen]]: His name was believed to be "Hass the Rock".

=== Barack Obana ===

The president. But the econony is still falling.
* [[Barack Obama|Barack Obana]]: Duh.
* [[Non-Standard Character Design]]: In a comic filled with poorly-drawn characters, Obana is a poor-quality photo.
* [[Off the Chart]]

=== Sweet Bro's Mom ===

Sweet Bro's [[Parental Incest|kind and loving]] mother.
* [[Brother Chuck]]: Disappeared after the second comic, and didn't turn up again until number ''18''.
* [[Hot Mom]]
* [[Really Gets Around]]: She has sex with two guys with quite a very short time inbetween, so this can be assumed.
** And one of them ''[[Parental Incest|was her son]]''!
* [[The Smurfette Principle]]: She and The Date are the only female character seen so far.

=== Peaches ===

* [[Big Friendly Dog]]: "hopy SHIT, that dog is ''huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!''"
* [[Canine Companion]]
* [[Team Pet]]

=== The Date ===
A beautiful wonan whom both Bro and Jeff dated. [[OT3|At the same time]]. It didn't exactly go well.
* [[The Faceless]]
* [[Huge Girl Tiny Guy]]
* [[Informed Attribute]]: Being that she's [[The Faceless]], we've no idea if Jeff's right about her being a "beautiful wonan".
* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: Presumably.
{{quote|"Stop smelling those sandwinches you HIDEOUS COCK, she's ESCAPING TO THE SIDE."}}
* [[The Smurfette Principle]]: She and Sweet Bro's Mom are the only female character seen so far.


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