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  • New Sheriff Jason McCullough's clever "red paint" trick.

Joe Danby: You expect me to sit here in this lousy cell on that... (notices the red paint drippings on the floor) What is that red stuff all over the floor there?
Sheriff Jason: Oh, uh... (waves his boot over the paint) ...that's the poor fella that crossed the line earlier today.
Joe Danby: (Joe leaps back over the line into his cell and sits down on the cot)