Star Trek: Vanguard/Funny

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  • The assassination of the Zin'za's gagh. After the Orion Syndicate trashes the Klingon ship Zin'za, emptying the toilets all over the decks (which is itself pretty funny), the Klingons decide what they need is a good mouthful of gagh to ease the pain. But the gagh is dead. The Klingon captain mourns the delicious serpent worms, holding a clump in his hands: "Who could be so ruthless!?"
  • Quinn nodding his proud approval when Pennington quickly gets sick of Sakud Armnoj's paranoia and begins yelling at him through his front door, screaming that "assassins don't announce themselves by knocking on the front door, you w***er!"
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