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"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

—The Shoveler, Mystery Men

Never hit your grandma with a shovel
 It makes a bad impression on her mind
 In a better way impart all the love things in your heart
 For it's possible she may retort in kind.

—Spike Jones and his City Slickers, "Never Hit Your Grandma With a Shovel"


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