Sex Drive/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Thief: Anybody can wave a gun around...I doubt you have it in you to fire it.
(thief rushes forward, Ian fires into the air, thief backs off)
Thief: Anybody can fire a gun in the air...you'll never shoot me.
(thief rushes forward, Ian shoots him in the leg)
Thief: Anybody can shoot someone in the leg...

  • This exchange between Rick(The redneck who tried beating on Lance) and Bobby Jo. Ms. Tasty's boyfriend) after Ricks slams into The Judge.

Bobby Jo: You wrecked my ride. Afraid I'm gonna have to take yours.
Rick: *Laughs* Fuck that shit...
Bobby Jo points his gun at him
Rick: *Gives him the keys* Here you go. Pulls to the left.