Rome/Funny
- Pullo and Vorenus are marching back from Gaul, about to return to Rome.
Pullo: Here I come, girls! I'm gonna drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke, and fuck every whore in the city! |
- Mark Antony's rather strong pronouncement that he wants to stay in bed...
I'm not rising out of bed until I fuck someone. |
- Mirrored by Atia's "fine fine" answer:
Fine, fine. Merula, fetch that German slut from the kitchen. |
- Pullo and Vorenus find that Pompey's troops have stopped defending the city.
Vorenus: This can only mean that the Republic has fallen! |
- Pullo giving Vorenus romantic advice.
Pullo: She's got this little spot right above her cunny, like a little bump. Now, attend to that little spot, and she'll open up to you like a flower. |