Risk/Quotes

Australia's the key to the whole game.

—Hurley, Lost

Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.
Linkara: They do?
Jew Wario: At least I think so.
(long pause)
Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?

—Kickassia

...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world.

—Board James, Kickassia

"It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."

—Jerry Seinfeld.

What's Brazil without The Ukraine?

—A Risk player

We have castles, and swords, and crossbows -- and hydrofoils.

—Comment on Castle Risk by a player

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