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 | author = 	Chuck Palahniuk
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 | publication date = May 5, 2009
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{{quote|''"Quote fascist tyrant, lunatic emperor [[Adolf Hitler]], '''He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.'"''}}

Begins here article of Pygmy written transgressional fiction novelist, self-labeled romantic writer [[Chuck Palahniuk]]. For official record, novel publishing dated year 2009. Contain series of accounts agent number 67, operative Pygmy, young terrorist operative embedded among corrupt middle-class American family. Top priority mission Operation Havoc to destroy decadent American citizenry on behalf freedom native glorious workers' paradise homeland.<ref>''Pygmy'' is a novel by [[Chuck Palahniuk]] published in 2009. It is the story of agent number 67, operative Pygmy, who is one of several [[Teen Superspy|teen superspies]] from a totalitarian, anti-American regime sent as [[New Transfer Student|foreign exchange students]] to an unnamed Midwestern suburb. Their plan: Operation Havoc, where they will ingrain themselves with their new families and then, in the guise of a science fair project, launch a terrorist attack dedicated to killing millions of Americans and toppling the US government. Lots of [[Squick]], bloodshed, buxom teen girls, and [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)|violent man-rape]] ensue. Have fun.</ref>

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* [[Anachronic Order]]
* [[Arc Words]]
** Recite elements periodic table, ''Niobium… nitrogen… nobelium… osmium…''
** Frequent quote profound genius, gentle politic father, or appealing leader, of example, Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong
* [[Axes At School]]
* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]/[[Not Blood Siblings]]: Operative Pygmy desire reproductive facilities with cat sister.
* [[Calling Your Attacks]]
** Striking Cobra Quick Kill maneuver: Collapse target windpipe. Render instant quick dead.
** Flying Eagle maneuver: Simple two pointed elbows to target's chest, one-two, ''kam-pow'' and three days target vomiting both lungs inside out with massive blood, dead. Fast as easy, young child able do.
** Flying Giant Stork Death Kick: Feet hitting target, ''pow-pow'', collapse inside of target zygomatic arch, driving bone back direct to spear brain, ''jab-boom'', render instant dead.
* [[Clear Their Name]]
* [[Commie Nazis]]: Glorious home country, ideological heroes, include of example, [[Josef Stalin]], [[Adolf Hitler]], [[Leon Trotsky]], Evita Peron.
* [[Cyanide Pill]]: All agent back molar encasing hollow filled deadly cyanide.
* [[Eagle Land]]: America is demon spawn full empire of capitalistic evil of Type 2.
* [[Epistolary Novel]]
* {{spoiler|[[Going Native]]}}: By novel conclusion, operative Pygmy {{spoiler|abort mission. Renounce native state. Begin life as American.}}
** Also implied  {{spoiler|operative Magda}}.
* [[High School Dance]]
* [[Historical Hero Upgrade]]: In glorious homeland of operative Pygmy many famous politic leader such as Benito Mussolini, Mao Tse-Tung, etc. viewed as tyrant criminal by wicked United State society. [[Running Gag|Use as recurrent humor]]. 
* [[Innocent Inaccurate]]: Native homeland indoctrination cause operative Narrator not understand American culture. Source much humor in operative narrative.
** For official example, ritual label as "dodge of balls".
* [[Intentional Engrish for Funny]]: Could be operative narrative present as intercepted dispatches translated into poor English. Such misfortune.
* [[It's Personal]]: {{spoiler|Parents of operative Pygmy murdered by coward American bomb glorious capital.}}
* [[Instant Fanclub]]: Operative Pygmy stop [[Axes At School|slaughter vengeance at educational facility]] by {{spoiler|Trevor Stonefield}}. Become hero of media and native teenagers. Females desire to take seed of operative.
* [[Law of Inverse Fertility]]: Part of mission namely create new operatives with moronic brainwashed victims of American education system. Operatives however not taught about "contraceptives" example condoms and morning after pills, hindering plan.
* [[Model United Nations]]
* [[New Transfer Student]]: All operatives.
* [[Pedophile Priest]]: Worship leader Reverend Tony.
* [[Rape and Switch]]: Turgid weapon of Operative Pygmy perform violent anal sodomy on clear-yellow hair bully, Trevor bitch anus.
* [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud]]: ''Zoom-grab'', ''wham-pow'', ''swish-bang'', ''squirt-squirt''.
* [[Science Fair]]
* [[Self-Demonstrating Article]]
* [[Spurned Into Suicide]]:  {{spoiler|Trevor Stonefield.}}
* [[Squick]]
* [[Teen Superspy]]
* [[Thanatos Gambit]]
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]:  {{spoiler|By battle final at novel conclusion, host pig dog brother able fight many operatives with combat technique learned of Pygmy.}}
* [[Weapons Kitchen Sink]]: Glorious home country possess advance military tool from source many countries.
* [[Wild Teen Party]]
* [[X Meets Y]]: Chronicles of this agent have been described as of a meetings of ''[[Invader Zim|The Invader Zim]]'' and ''[[Grand Theft Auto|The Grand Theft of Autos]]''.

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