Prepare to Die/Quotes

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"Hello, Marzipan! This is Professor Tor Coolguy! I was just calling to see if you'd be interested in PREPARING FOR YOUR DOOM!! Er...e... not really calling to see, uh... I shouldn't have really given you a choice, I mean, uh... you should just go ahead and prepare for your doom. Cause it's on its way, man. It's gonna be some doom."
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
"X-Men! Welcome... TO DIE!!"
Magneto, X-Men Arcade Game
"Then DIE, you crazy funster!"
Amakusa, Samurai Shodown
"You're weak! Just like the rest of your people. They did not deserve to exist in this world, in my world. Prepare to join them! Prepare to DIE!"

READY!

TO DIE
—One of the randomly selected "READY!" screens in Eversion
You DARE bring light to my lair?! You must DIE!
Attention all yoctograms! (It's X 2) DIE!

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING COMPLETELY DARKNESS
DON'T NEED TO...PREPARE FOR IT
YOU JUST NEED TO DIE
WELCOME, AS YOUR EXPERIENCE, SEARCHING FOR YOUR SOULS
WE ARE...

PLAYING TO DIE.
—Unknown voice, "Bad Maniacs" by kors k
Prepair to die
"He was big and bent and gray and old, and I looked at him and my blood ran cold, and I said, "My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!"
Johnny Cash, "A Boy Named Sue"
"When I get done with you, there will be nothing left!!!"
Kenshiro in response to Souther's most despicable act, Fist of the North Star
"HOW DARE YOU PENETRATE MY TEARITORY? YOU HAVE ROBBED EVERYTHING I POSSESSED. YOU KNOE,WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME IS JUST UNFORGIVABLE. I'LL PUNISH YOU MYSELF AND SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH BY MY AWESOME WEAPON. DIE,MAGGOTTS."
"Time to die, Iron Eagle!"
Colonel Akir Nakesh, about a minute before Doug Masters makes him eat those words (and a pair of missiles).