Poke the Poodle/Quotes

Dr. Polaris: *Ahem*
"Luthor": ...What?
Dr. Polaris: You gonna wash your hands?
"Luthor": No... 'Cuz I'm evil.

—Justice League Unlimited

"Aha, I'm going to waste all their minutes! Mwa ha ha ha!"

—The Nostalgia Critic mocking the villain of Rock-a-Doodle

"I, Voldemort, give you full permission to use the most evil of magics!" They're like, no, Voldemort! Not the ear magic! "YES! BURN ALL THEIR FUCKIN' EARS!"

—Kevin Smith on Deathly Hallows

"Making fun of his hair color? That ruthless son of a bitch!"

—Linkara

"Revenge! Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!"

—Cassiel celebrates her first successful ploy in Misfile

Lies and fibs, cheats and steals,
My treacherous villainy makes me squeal.
I never tip, I butt in line,
I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine.
I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze.
This bad guy thing's a breeze!

—King K. Rool, during a song in Donkey Kong Country

"I looked up a girl's skirt the other day. Isn't that the best kind of evil?"

—Orc NPC, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories

"If you must know," a disconnected whisper confided, "we dressed in blackface and wrote filthy slogans on the side of the citadel. Horrible, horrible things about Princess Tanalasta and a centaur."
A strong political statement, Alias thought sarcastically.

—Azure Bonds, Forgotten Realms novel by Kate Novak and Jeff Grubb.

"I'm gonna find the wrong crowd and not read things together! Yeah, That's right! Entire novels left unopened!"

—Marik Ishtar, Marik Plays Bloodlines

But, as if on purpose, when it reached the limit, [Gavrila] always proved too honest for an extremely base deed. (On a small base deed, however, he was always ready to agree.)

—Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Idiot

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