Our Presidents Are Different/Quotes
"Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?"
—President Callahan, Transmetropolitan
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"You can twist my words, but I can twist that knee until it pops!"
—President Ackerman, Red Alert: 3
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"Of course the first four years are easy. You don't do anything except try to get re-elected... The next four years you wonder why the hell you wanted to be re-elected. And after that you go into the insurance business and you're all set."
—President Wintergreen, Of Thee I Sing
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Cat: I thought you guys said Kennedy was a great Prez! —Red Dwarf, "Tikka to Ride"
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"You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't fuck the interns. They get you for that."
—Stephen Meyers, The Ides of March
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