Offscreen Moment of Awesome/Quotes

"I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies, but I didn't do that. Because I hate you."

—Strong Bad

"Alright, but I'm not missing that gay wedding! I still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy-bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics choreographed to the music of Queen. Oh, I remember that day..."
(Cut to Stewie sitting alone in the living room)

"Huh. Shoulda gone to that thing."

—Stewie Griffin

"That was the craziest episode we ever had!"

—Mung

Rakan: And then, well...a whole buncha stuff happened after that. The war ended, and here we are now... and, uh... The End.

The girls: That's the end!? That's far too abridged, old man!

—Mahou Sensei Negima

Rub Rabbits Leader: Phew, we barely made it out alive...
Geno: Yeah, those Dark Butt-cradle would've gotten us had it not been for those meddling kids!
Mario: That monkey with the coconut scared me...

Geno: with that one of a kind never to happen again over with, we have something we must do.

—Thingio

"Have you ever noticed how often the vampires do cool stuff when Bella isn't around?"

—Reasoning With Vampires

Narrator: And so our heroes defeat the muffin in an exciting battle, which we can't show you because it would be much too expensive for a cheap show like this.

—Dave the Barbarian

Artie: What happened?

Mell: Eh, after you got knocked out, me and Dr. Narbon had this awesome battle royal that'd be super hard to draw.

—Narbonic