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"It doesn't matter how many times you save the day, a good merchant still won't give you a discount on weapons and armor." —Talon, Breath of Death VII: The Beginning

By the end of the game you are renowned everywhere as the Legendary Heroes, every surviving government and authority figure has rallied behind you, the fate of the world is obviously hanging in the balance, and out of nowhere random passers-by give you a pat on the back and heartfelt good luck wishes. However, shopkeepers won't even give you a discount, much less free supplies for the final battle with evil. —Adam Smith's Revenge, The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

"Sorry, Uncle Donald. No family discounts!" —Huey, Dewie and Louie, Kingdom Hearts

Tippi: "But that's preposterous! You can't charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!" Bestovius: "Why not? Even the great and splendiferous Bestovious has certain...expenditures. Why should the hero get the world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter? These heroes think they can get away with shaking people down for free skills! A mere 10,000 coins should be nothing for a hero of the universe." —Super Paper Mario