Naruto/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Ninja in orange
A demon in his stomach
Wants to be leader

—LE Xicon 712

Blondie prankster kid
Shapeshifts into busty girls
Demon fox? Really?

—Banjo 2 E

Orochimaru
He was a better villain
Than Madara is.

—Anaheyla

Dude with god complex
Left Konoha a crater
Got owned by a book.

—Av 12971

All 'bout Sasuke,
Everywhere Uchihas,
Artifact Title?

—Zelnor

Everyone hates it
Just because it's popular
And the Uchihas.

—Arutoa

Awesome blue shark guy
[[spoiler:Died in an anticlimax
Got his head chopped off]]

—Crazed Ninja

All we knew was wrong
Kishimoto screwed with us
Kisame still lives?

—Pom Rania

Kids were friends/rivals
They became best enemies
Obssesion ensued.

--Zerah92

"Believe in yourelf!"
But you have a Fox spirit!
You cheating bastard.

—Slopeslider

First it's really great,
Then it sort of does decline,
But now getting good?

—Psalm of Fire

Kishi breaks aesops
Like a bull shatters china
I am disappoint.

—T. Uzoma

I remember when
Kyuubi was frightening
Now he's been bitchslapped.

--T. Uzoma



Where is Temari?
She's more badass than Tenten.


She should have the fan.

—Anaheyla

Sasuke Uchiha,
Last surviving Uchiha
my ass, Masashi.

—The Druid Alchemist

Haku looked cuter
Without a hole through his chest
Thank you, Kakashi

—Space Invader 42359

People arguing
I just point and laugh and say
Watch the explosions.

—alethiophile

Kakashi-Sensei
Got a bit of a down-grade.
Wins two on-screen fights.

—iwanthaoshokuhaki

Main Villian Tobi
Not Uchiha Madara!?!
Who the hell is he!?!

—Rondomi