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Strong Bad: Hey, Dairy Queen. Strong Sad: I told you, I don't wanna be called that anymore. I made a mistake! Strong Bad: Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen. —Homestar Runner

Peppermint Patty: Before we go, kid, I want to ask you something. How come you're always calling me "sir" when I keep asking you not to, huh? Don't you realize how annoying that can be? Marcie: No, ma'am! —Peanuts

Timmy: Don't worry, Mom and Dad. Even if you did forget my birthday, it's OK. Dad: What?! Forgot your birthday? Mom: We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy! —The Fairly OddParents

The Tick (animation): I've had enough chasing; it's your turn now, 'forest-smog'! Thrakkorzog: Thrakkorzog! Thrakkorzog! With a "K"! Boy, are you ever rude. Thrakkorzog's Tongue: Eat rude brains! The Tick: No brains today; we're only serving humble-pie, "Whatchamazog"! Thrakkorzog: Listen buddy, for the last time; it's- The Tick: Thorax-in-a-bog? Thrakkorzog: Thrakkorzog! The Tick: Ah, laxative-log! Thrakkorzog: No, no, no. The Tick: Laplander-zog? Thrakkorzog: No! The Tick: Four-yaks-and-a-dog? Thrakkorzog: Thrak-! The Tick: Sap-sucker-frog! Thrakkorzog: No no no! The Tick: *Ahem* ...Susan? Thrakkorzog: ...Oh. *tsk tsk tsk* Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile. —The Tick (animation)

Rodney: Trigger - why do you call me Dave? My name's not Dave, my name's Rodney. Trigger: I thought it was Dave. Rodney: No, it's Rodney. Trigger: You sure? Rodney: Yeah, I'm positive. I've looked it up on me birth certificate and passport and everything! It is definitely Rodney! Trigger: Oh well, you live and learn... So what's Dave, a nickname like? Rodney: No! You're the only one who calls me Dave! Everybody else calls me Rodney, and the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name. Trigger: Oh well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney. Rodney: Thank you. Trigger: Here, Basil, you gonna get this meeting started? Me and Dave ain't got all night. —Only Fools and Horses, "Homesick"

"Thanks, Bossa Nova! Er, Bag O' Matzo. Copacabana?" "It's BAKUNETSUMARU!" —SD Gundam

Jade: Does "the IRIS" mean anything to you? HH: [groggily] Listen here, Miss Thyrus... Jade: [chuckles] It's Jade. ...And I haven't the foggiest how we're going to get out of here. HH: Perhaps I can be of some assistance there... Jade: So you are Double H! HH: Double H? Triple Z? Look, whatever pleases you; don't ask me. All I know is that in another ten minutes, I was a goner. I Owe You My Life. Hence: You can count on me, Miss Thyrus! Jade: [giggling] Jade! My name is Jade! HH: AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS JADE THYRUS! —Beyond Good and Evil

Count Veger: VEGER! It's VEGER, you idiot! —Jak III

Buttercup: Hey Poop! Get us out of here! Coop: I told you before, it's Coop! —The Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi

Christian Weston Chandler: And another thing, I! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!

Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name! Ninth Doctor: Ricky. Mickey: It's Mickey! Ninth Doctor: No, it's Ricky. Mickey: I think I know my own name! Ninth Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? —Doctor Who, "Aliens of London"

Milkman: That's correct, Superdoof! Superdude: That's Superdude, and I know you mispronounced it on purpose! —All That

Yami Yugi: Hello there. I'm here today with 8-bit Mickey, and we're going to- Nostalgia Critic: Actually, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. Yami: Oh, my apologies. I always seem to struggle with people's names when I'm promoting Kami-Con. Critic: Don't worry about it. Yami: Okay then, let me try that again. I'm here with Linkara, and we're going to- Critic: Again, wrong, it's the Nostalgia Critic. Yami: How very foolish of me. Phelous. Critic: Way off. Yami: Spoony. Critic: You're doing this on purpose. Yami: Bennett the Sage. Critic: That's just insulting! Yami: The Nostalgia... Critic: Yes? Yami: ...Chick! Critic: GAH! Yami: Wait, wait, I've got it. The Angry Video Game Nerd. Critic: Oh, it's funny because you're saying names that aren't mine! Yami: Vic Mignogna. Critic: Who is that? Who even is that? Yami: Um, Doug Walker. Critic: Yeah, let's go with that. —Yami Yugi and The Nostalgia Critic, promoting Kami-Con.