My Cousin Vinny/Funny
- "What is a 'yoot'?"
- Anytime Vinny refers to grits in the singular form, e.g. "A grit".
- "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along; you get thirsty. You spot a brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water... BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"
- When Vinnie is testing the eye sight of an elderly witness by holding his fingers up from across the courtroom.
Judge: "Let the record show the counsel is holding up two fingers." |
- "Now, Mrs. Reilly... and only Mrs. Reilly." Cue stink-eye from the judge.
- Sleeping with a look of complete peace on his face, while he's in the middle of a prison riot, has to count for something. Ah, the sounds of home...