Mermaid Problem/Quotes
Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!
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"Would it be weird for you, if I touched your fishy half? I know it would be for me..."
—Flight of the Conchords, "Mermaid"
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The Little Mermaid's Little Sister —Piet Hein
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"Where does the mermaid hide her purse?" |
Look at my face, check out my chest —Out of Bounds, to the tune of Part of Your World
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There's that old joke about mermaids: "She's beautiful -- thirty-four, twenty-six, and seventeen-and-six a pound."
—Paul Merton, Have I Got News for You
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So over I jumped and she pulled me down down to her seaweed bed —Shel Silverstein, "The Mermaid"
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Neither will fry, nor will fuck.
—from the Internet
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"If we see a mermaid, I'm gonna ask her where her mergina is!"
—Tina, Bob's Burgers.
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