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• Captain America's ownage of Loki: "Did you just humiliate a deity in front of three million potential worshippers?"
• Hank Pym putting down Erik Josten with ants the size of SUVs.
  • And over in MA: Super-Heroes, his handling of Flint Marko.

"Sorry, I don't mean to frustrate you, but, if I could- My scientific curiosity... how many grains of sand do you think you have in that body of yours?" "I dunno, you idiot, a lot! What's that got to do with it?!" "I don't know. But I do know an awful lot of ants."

• The Avengers and Silver Surfer convincing Galactus to "diet" (by sticking to uninhabited planets).
• "Check it out! I caught a school!"
• The slingshot maneuver:
  • Step One: Have Spidey build a gigantic web.
  • Step Two: Load Hulk into it and have Giant Girl aim.
  • Step Three: Pure ownage of a giant living statue.
• Spider-Man and Doctor Strange winning against a reality-eating super-powerful monster on a bluff, thanks to the power of Large Ham.
• Hulk vs Bullseye.

Cop: "Huh. The fight sure went out of you quick." Bullseye: "Hulk says pay taxes. I pay taxes."

• Giant Girl handling the U-Foes.

"Three men of science, and this is how we beat them?" "I guess some problems don't require complex solutions." "Yeah, sometimes a size-five hundred shoe does the trick."

• Ka-Zar] beating Stegron by accidentally landing a Quinjet on him.
• Quicksilver using his head and defeating the Super Adaptoid by having it absorb the powers and personality of Captain America, thus making it a good guy.
• Mixed CMOA and CMOF, Spider-Man terrifying a crook into submission by making the guy think he can control spiders.
  • "I'm summoning the spiders..." (beat) "...BECAUSE I'M SPIDER-MAN!"
• Momma Cage is just awesome incarnate.
• Hercules is found injured after having fallen from orbit. Investigating just how the heck that happened reveals that he'd been chasing down a Hydra plot, started smashing his way through the base he'd been lured to, and was finally beamed to a moonbase with a transporter that is okay for freight but will Tele Frag anything organic. Well, he survived. And utterly obliterated the moonbase, using its final explosion to boost himself back to Earth. Where he only wound up needing a little recovery time after all. He basically was never in need of any help.