K9/Funny

Basically anytime Starkey and Darius get into it. This example from the second episode:

Starkey: You've actually stumbled on the entrance.
Darius: What do you mean, stumbled?
Starkey: You fell through a wall.
Darius: Pushed. Pushed through a wall, while searching.
Starkey: If you were searching, why'd you call for help?
Darius: ... It wasn't me.
Starkey: What do you mean, it wasn't you? There's no one else here!
Darius: I can't explain what you hear.
Starkey: Oh, so a sewer rat called for help?
Daruis: I dunno. Was its' name Starkey?

Starkey and Jorjie mouthing along to K9's "This unit is not a dog" speech during The Cambridge Spy.
Darius: Hey, your flies are undone!

CCPCS: (check their flies; Darius escapes)
June: (Exasperated) You don't have flies...

Starkey winding up Thorne during a Department open Day.

Thorne: Before we begin, let me run through a few rules. There will be no stragglers. There will be no questions during the tour...
Starkey: Can we ask questions after the tour?
Thorne: I said no questions.
Starkey: Does this count as a question?
Thorne: ...grow up, Starkey.

Darius and the adled CPPC.

Birdie: Request permission to borrow toothbrush.
Darius: You don't have any teeth!
Birdie: ...request permission to borrow teeth.

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