Just Shoot Me/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Board fell down.
  • The slow hand clap after Finch tried to get his threesome with Maya and a supermodel.
  • Donnie says vacuum.
  • Maya describing the story of King Lear, inspiring Dennis to go see it.
  • The entirety of the "Lemon Wacky Hello" episode of Just Shoot Me, but particularly this exchange:

Jack: (having been confronted by a police officer, thinking it's about his accidental drug ingestion) Officer, the day a man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move to a cave and sleep on my own beard!
Officer: ...I'm looking for Nina Van Horn.
Jack: ...Take her away.

    • Also, throughout it all, Dennis has a bad trip. Which leads to this exchange as the officer leaves:

Officer: You've got some strange folks here.
Dennis: Tell me about it, and I have to work with them...(speaking on phone) Hi, I'd like Mongoose Rental, please? (crazy grin -- to the police officer) They eat snakes.

  • from one of the bloopers

"you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"

  • realizes what he just said
  • "we put the fun in dysfunctional."