Jethro Tull/Funny

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  • Before a performance of A Christmas Song:

Ian Anderson: Christmas is NOT a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, and casual sex with farm animals, that's out of the question! So be warned, [bassist] David Pegg.

    • The studio version has Ian whispering:

"Hey! Santa?! Pass us that bottle, will ya?"

  • While introducing the band members:

Ian Anderson: ...And Dave Palmer...Oh, he's gone for a piss. *The band plays another song.* Ah, David's back. Did you give it a nice shake? Good.