Hero Insurance/Quotes
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Leela: Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret. —Futurama, "Less Than Hero"
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It's like they say. The bigger they are, the more catastrophically irreversible the property damage —Victor Mancha, Runaways, Vol. 2, Issue 20
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If that was me I would be like, "No! I dont want to drink from you. I want you to fix this god damn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here and Im going to get beat with a toaster. This is bullshit, DONT TOUCH ME. Please, I'll kick you in the legs you're very top heavy and you will smash. You fix this wall, if you get thirsty drink yourself you glass son of a bitch." "Oh yeah!" "Oh no! Thats your problem, your slogan should be 'oh no what have I done to this beautiful home?!'." —Dane Cook, on the Kool-Aid Man
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Sorry, Livid! Re-killing your husband was fine, but you're going back to jail for driving cars off the ferry, credit card fraud and wrecking school property! —Mad Magazine parody of Double Jeopardy
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Civilian #1: Not another Power Ringer battle! We still have gotten the builings fixed from last time! —Mightily Murdered Power Ringers, a parody of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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For example, here is a genuine sample of dialogue that earned a player a bonus point: —Forgotten Futures rulebook
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Had a great idea for the Aquaman movie. Instead of being the underpowered incompetent we make him out to be, what if it was his job to clean up all the crap the other heroes dump in the ocean. Aquaman staggers into the Justice League, hasn't slept in days, hasn't shaved in weeks. He's got bags under his eyes and he's obviously exhausted. —Aquaman: The Movie script from TheGlen
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