Hawk the Slayer/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Filmmaker 1: We need a giant!
Filmmaker 2: My friend Bob is kind of tall...
Filmmaker 1: We need a dwarf!
Filmmaker 2: My friend Steve is kind of short...
Filmmaker 1: We need an elf!
Filmmaker 2: My friend Jeff is kind of skinny and can talk funny...