Halo Combat Deformed/Characters

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"Master Chief" (John-117)

"This one is machine and nerve, and has a mind more stupid..."

Adult Child
Authority Equals Asskicking: And how.
Badass
Berserk Button: He has many.
Born Lucky: When his skillz fail him, this is what keeps him alive.
Bunny Ears Lawyer: Trying to hold a conversation with the Master Chief under more peaceful circumstances will most likely result in him getting angry for any number of reasons. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Take up a weapon and fight beside him, on the other hand, and he will clear the way.
Child Soldier
Cloudcuckoolander: People say he's a hero. No one ever said he was sane.
Combat Pragmatist: Complete with Groin Attack.
Cyborg
Deadpan Snarker
Determinator: Lucky or not, the Chief can't be stopped—only slowed down.
Gosh Dang It to Heck
Idiot Houdini
Iron Butt Monkey
Leeroy Jenkins: Played with. The Master Chief can make and follow plans—albeit relatively simple ones—on a tactical level. Most of the time, he makes it up as he goes along.
Lightning Bruiser: Like all SPARTAN-IIs, he's a Fast-moving Big Bruiser. In case I forget to say this later..."Ow."
Oh Crap: His Catch Phrase.
One-Man Army
Screaming Warrior
Super Soldier
Super Strength

Cortana

"With all due respect, this war has enough dead heroes."

Sergeant Major Avery Johnson

"I'm larger than liiiiiiife!"

Badass
Berserk Button: 50 Cent.
- And don't insult his endowment.
Bigger Is Better in Bed: Played for laughs, although he takes it very seriously.

Johnson: I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT GOD'S CREATION AND SAY "HALLELUJAH!"

Heavy Metal: His favorite music genre. He also likes the Backstreet Boys. Make of that what you will.
Large Ham
Sergeant Rock
Space Marine

The Arbiter

"This one is but flesh and faith, and has balls less protruded..."