Germanic Depressives/Quotes

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"Prepare foh ay fate vurs zan deth, Hinglisch flyingk fellow!"

"Ah, so it's the traditional warm German welcome, then."

"Who sayz zer Germans hef no sense von humour?"

"Just about eferybody, I zink."
Two German soldiers, The Goon Show

Nicky: "'Schadenfreude', huh? What's that, some kind of Nazi word?"

Gary: "Yep. It's German for "Happiness at the misfortune of others!"

Nicky: "'Happiness at the misfortune of others'... That is German!"