Full Metal Panic!/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Sousuke: Kashim... YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND!! DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU SHITHEAD!!!

    • The last two episodes of the first season is just one CMOA after another, with each major character getting their shot. The best may be Tessa's, who stops Gauron's plan by taking control of Dana back, managing to save the TDD-1 from not one, but two incoming torpedoes with ONE manuever, all while in a mind link with Kaname, to help her meld with the ship, and inform her of what to do after the meld is made. The look on Tessa's face when she confronts Gauron after all of this, while blood is running down half her face, is pure awesome.
  • Crowning Moment of Funny: The entire rugby episode of Fumoffu, natch. The SoundEffectBleeps only add to the gut-busting laughter when accompanied by Sousuke quoting Full Metal Jacket.
  • Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: Kaname mentions she trusts Sousuke during his rather intimate haircut. Cue adorable blushing.
    • In the epilogue, THE kiss!
    • Also in the final book, Kaname deciding not to change the world because she would never have met the Sousuke she knew. Also doubles as a Tear Jerker.
  • Ensemble Darkhorse: Tessa, to the point where she gets her own O.V.A. all about her day.
  • Evil Is Sexy: Yu Lan and Yu Fan so very much.
    • Gauron is rather attractive for a middle-aged man.
  • Idiot Plot: The last 5 episodes of the 1st season of the Anime rely on a hostage situation that is only possible because lots of people who know better decide it is safer to allow a proven Mad Dog killer have access to the bridge of a heavily armed warship than to try to fight him and risk him killing people.
    • But—but—it's Gauron, of all people! ...besides, Tessa seemed well-prepared for it, anyway (replacing the torpedoes on the submarine with duds, for instance).
  • Launcher of a Thousand Ships: Sōsuke. He's been paired with pretty much all the major characters, plus some side characters. Men, women, friends, enemies, characters much older than him, you name it.
    • He would probably believe that "shipping" would be used in its actual sense.
  • Memetic Sex God: Everyone wants to do Sōsuke.
    • Even more people want to do Kaname, Tessa, Melissa, and Kyoko.
  • Moe: Oh Lord, Sōsuke when he was young. Absolutely. Adorable. And very huggable, too. Especially when he's holding his Bonta-kun stuffed animal.
    • His eyes are like saint's.
  • Nightmare Fuel: Gauron. As well as Gates in the second season.
    • The very last shot of the Fumoffu finale might qualify as well. Lord knows how Sōsuke got out of that alive...
      • Something to do with the above memetic sex god entry, or failing that CS gas and running like hell.
    • One word: POOONYYYYY!!!
  • Squick: Wait, was Gates just whacking off, and all that was shown on screen was a picture of a kitten?
  • The Woobie: Believe it or not, one of the background stories turns Sousuke into this.
  • Woolseyism: The Rugby episode from Fumoffu. Full stop.
  • What the Hell, Casting Agency?: The proposed Live Action Adaptation has Zac Efron attached to the project. Cue the inevitable fandom cry of "It's gonna suck!"
    • Can you image how more disturbing will Gauron obsession with Sosuke be, when it will involve musical numbers with 9 meter tall mecha.
      • Efron is at the very least a fan of the series, and he himself said that the movie probably won't happen.