Filthy Rich & Catflap/Quotes
Eddie: Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. SO JUST SHUT UP! |
Filthy: This morning I coughed so hard I sucked my trousers up my backside. |
Richie: And completely by surprise you're going to die. Yeah everyone will think it was an accident except me, I'm the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw. |
Richie: Ahh... The morning... the morning. How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers, because, of course, by sleeping alone, I get me all to myself. And I always know I'm going to wake up next to the most attractive person in the world. |
Eddie: Blimey they're a restless crowd. |
Eddie: It is Filthy Ralph, the impresario, promoter, pornographer and common thief. |