Fantastic Four (2005 film)/Funny

The first lines of the movie are pretty funny if a bit foreboding.

Ben: Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.

Ben's reaction after finding out that he's working under Johnny.

Ben: I cannot take orders from the underwear model.

Reed walks away from Ben after Ben tries to point out (again) that he and Sue are meant for each other.

Ben: Do I have to do everything myself?

After Johnny falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water. The scene ends rather "suggestively".
- Later Johnny's walking around wearing (almost) nothing while showing off his new fire powers.

Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere!

Ben sitting on the Brooklyn Bridge moping.

Ben: Oh yeah Ben, few days in space, it'll be great, what's the worst that could happen?

When Johnny, after failing several times to get Ben to slap himself in the face with the hand covered in shaving cream. Then he finally succeeds.
The scene when the gang is watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games.

Reporter: So, what are your superhero names?
Johnny: They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
Reporter: What about the rest of the team?
Johnny: (shows a picture of Sue) That's the Invisible Girl.
Susan: "Girl"?
Reporter: What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.
Ben: Could've been worse.
Reed: I guess.

- Reed does get a little upset about Johnny's next comment.

X Games Reporter: Is it true what they say about him? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy?
Johnny: Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.

Ben enters the lobby and bumps into Johnny.

Johnny: Hey! Look what the marketing guys did! Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this... (holds up a little Thing doll that says, "It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice)
Johnny: It's catchy, right?

- Sorry Johnny, but Ben doesn't agree with your assessment.