Fan Disservice/Quotes

"Remember the good times of La-Mulana.
The laughs, the cries, the experiences of a wonderful adventure game before it went freaking berserk and showed me wearing a skimpy swimsuit and I got made fun of by Duracuets. What a... what a lame thing to do."

—Deceased Crab, Let's Play La-Mulana 084: THE END

"Nothing about what you're doing is sexually appealing at all in any way. I don't know why you thought it would be."

—Kae Serinuma (Purple-haired girl) to one of her classmates, SUPER WATASHI GA ANIME DESU NEKO RICE CHAN (Abridged short of Watashi ga Motete Dousunda)

"Alright, that's enough, Fat Bastard. As much as I like seeing Powers in agony (and I do), the thought of you naked is just gross."

—Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. A really strong stomach."

—Matilda, Matilda

Takeda: Mileena...
Mileena: Fresh meat~...
Takeda: It's just not sexy when you say that.

—Takeda vs. Mileena Match Quote, Mortal Kombat X

SpongeBob: Sandy, I saw it! It's big... scary... and pink!
Sandy: So's Patrick's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that neither!

—SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy, SpongeBob And The Worm

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