Everything's Better with Cows/Quotes

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"I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
Unnamed soldier, The Emperors New Groove
"And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-crow COW, our hero, Earthworm Jim the COW, wins back the heart of the lovely Princess What's-Her-Name COW."
Earthworm Jim 2, ending
"Cease, cows! Life is short!"
Melquiades, later Aureliano Segundo, One Hundred Years of Solitude