Escape to Witch Mountain/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


1975 Film

  • Oh come now, what possible harm could come from freeing a poor helpless bear?
  • I like when Tony and Tia are filling out thier questionnaire.

Tia: Tony, what should I put after "sports"?
Tony: Put, "spectator".

1978 Film

  • That poor security guard Tony and the goon squad leave levitating on the ceiling! His situation actually dosen't improve when The Cavalry arrives!

Guard: Could you get me down please? (Tia lowers him to the floor)
Guard: Thank you. Now, where are you going?
Tia: We're going in there.
Guard: Oh, no. No one goes in there without ID. (Tia levitates him back up to the ceiling)

2009 Film

  • Don't go into the pimped out fridge...
  • Those two Stormtroopers dudes!
  • Piece of advice, don't quote Buddha to Jack Bruno.

Sara A wise human once said "You are what you think you are!"
Jack: Well why don't you ask HIM?
Seth It was the Buddha... He's unavailable!

  • "You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, Take me to your leader, Earthlings." Yes Jack, that exactly what aliens are like.