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[[File:449 jpg 9393.jpg|frame|link=The Hunting Trilogy|[[Overly Long Gag]] Season!]]

{{quote|'''Bugs''': Duck season!
'''Daffy''': Wabbit season!
'''Bugs''': Duck season!
'''Daffy''': Wabbit season!
'''Bugs''': Duck season!!
'''Daffy''': Wabbit season!!
'''Bugs''': ''Wabbit season!''
'''Daffy''': Duck season!!!
'''Bugs''': Wabbit season!!!
'''Daffy''': [[Too Dumb to Live|I say it's Duck season, and I say, FIRE!]] 
''BLAM!''
|''[[Looney Tunes]]'', "[[Rabbit Fire]]", 1950}}

Two characters are having an argument that eventually degenerates into something like "Am not!" "Are too!" One of them pretends to take up their opponent's position, and when their opponent takes up ''their'' position out of mindless contrariness, the switcher manages to win the argument.

This gag depends on the antagonist getting so caught up in the heat of the moment that they will act without thinking of their actual goals. Thus it shows up in many old 'screwball' cartoons and live-action situation comedies.

A rarer example will be the use of props with sound effects (i.e. a light switch) that will be turned on and off each time the sound effect is used. The pretender makes a (usually very bad) mimicking of the sound and will trick his opponent into switching the device to rivaling position.

Just for the record, it doesn't work. Unless you're talking way too fast. And you act on instinct rather than knowing what you're doing.

Compare [[Politeness Judo]], [[Reverse Psychology]].

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==  Advertising  ==

* At one point, [[Cartoon Network]] had a number of advertising spots in which two live-action brothers reproduced classic cartoon spots. One of their ads was this routine... done in a way that couldn't possibly work in real life.
{{quote|"It's mine."
"No, it's mine."
"It's mine."
"It's mine."
''*[[Beat]]*''
"It's yours."
"No, it's yours."
"It's yours." }}
** In another [[Cartoon Network]] commercial, a man tried to use this when his boss was firing him. After a minute of "No I'm not." "Yes you are." the man finally switched to "Yes I am." Unfortunately, the second he made the switch, the boss simply calmed down and said, "Yes... you are." The [[Tagline]]: "[[Reality Ensues|You are not Bugs Bunny.]]"
* Naturally this gag appears in a Nike's commercial where [[Bugs Bunny]] and Michael Jordan pull one over on Marvin the Martian.

==  Anime and Manga  ==
* Employed by Gendo in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1IJPLmKSsA this] ''[[Petit Eva: Evangelion@School]]'' short.
* Used in spirit if not in full fact in ''[[One Piece]]'', in which Robin takes advantage of the absolute obedience of Thriller Bark zombies by tricking Doktor Hogback to tell her to jump out of the building. Hogback, caught up in the moment per the trope, does just that and Robin moves so that the order is accidentally directed at the two zombies Hogback is controlling. They obediently leap out the high tower's window.
** Used during the anime adaption of the Impel Down arc. After Bon Clay breaks into the control room for the gate, he turns into Warden Magellan and orders the gates to be opened. Just then, the ''real'' Magellan shows up and orders them to be shut. The two then go back and forth with 'DO IT!' 'DON'T DO IT!' while shouting this at a confused lackey before he just decides to shut it. Then Bon switches back and simply breaks the controls, keeping it open.
* The first episode of ''[[Student Council's Discretion]]'' uses this with Kurimu stamping approval forms and Ken saying "[[Pettanko]]" (which she is) every time she says "approved." Then he switches.
* A variation was once used between Kagome and ''[[Inuyasha]]'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWOu_VZ7o00 right after Inuyasha proves having been able to survive a nasty fall].

==  Comic Books  ==
* Used straight in [http://www.angelophile.co.uk/pictures/herc/hercules1156.jpg ''Incredible Hercules #115'']{{Dead link}}.
* Used in a rather darker fashion in [[Alan Moore]]'s ''WILD.C.A.T.s'' run as [[Manipulative Bastard|Tao]] repeatedly switches positions in a debate with Fuji leading to Fuji's being psychologically crippled.
* [[Deadpool]] did it when talking to Loki (in Ye Olde English, no less)

== Fan Works ==

* A YouTube animation titled "The REAL Luigi's Mansion" saw Luigi attempt to invert the light bulb version. Luigi was the character at the '''top''' of the stairs, trying to catch a Boo at the bottom; when the Boo reached for its switch the third time, Luigi ran back up the stairs and flipped his, intending for the Boo to inadvertently turn the light back on. It didn't work.

==  Film  ==
* In ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]'', Eddie uses this trick on Roger in order to get him to take a shot of liquor, and thus use [[Gargle Blaster|Roger's usual violent reaction to the stuff]] as a distraction so he and Roger can escape Judge Doom and his goons.
** Although in this case, it was part of the homage.
* Used and referenced in ''[[Camp Nowhere]]:''
{{quote|Here's your plain omelet.
Cheese.
You said plain.
Cheese.
Plain.
Cheese.
Plain.
Cheese.
Cheese
Plain.
Cheese.
Plain
Okay you win. Plain.
(He looks confused and wanders off)
Who says you never learn anything from cartoons? }}
* In the [[Laurel and Hardy]] film ''Sons of the Desert'', Ollie is arguing with his wife over whether he's going to spend the weekend attending a fraternity convention with Stanley, or take her camping in the mountains. During the course of the argument, something like this pops up, though it's uncertain whether this is a deliberate trick on Ollie's part or something he inadvertently stumbles upon in his flustered state. It doesn't work, at any rate.
{{quote|'''Ollie:''' I want this understood once and for all. I'm not going to the convention. I'm going to the mountains!
'''Mrs. Hardy:''' That's just what I said, that you're not going to the mountains, that you're going to the...that you're going to the mountains! }}

==  Live-Action TV  ==
* This is both referenced and used in ''[[Corner Gas]]''. Hank argues with Brent on how this trick is unrealistic and wouldn't work in real life and, of course, Hank falls for it.
* Used in an episode of ''[[My Wife and Kids]]'' where Jaye uses this trick to get Michael to agree to let their daughter go to her prom. Realizing what happened a second later, Michael responds "Wait a minute, you [[Person as Verb|Bugs Bunnied]] me!"
* One episode of ''[[Numb3rs]]'' uses a simpler version of this trope, skipping right to the switch without arguing. One of the characters even proceeds to [[Lampshade Hanging|compare it to Looney Tunes]].
* "Light Switch" example: In a Halloween episode of ''[[Perfect Strangers]]'', Larry challenges Balki into watching horror movies in the dark. Balki refuses. Larry chides him for being afraid of the dark and turns off the light switch. Balki turns it back on and says "No I'm not". The process repeats several times, until Larry pretends to switch off the lights by holding his hand near the switch and snapping his finger. Balki inadvertently turns off the light and then starts screaming. After Larry turns on the light, Balki calms down and says "Yes I am."
* [[Sonny With a Chance|Sonny and Chad]] engage in a bit of this with him starting with the fact that he doesn't care, and she starting that he does.
* A non-confrontational variation is used in ''[[This Hour Has 22 Minutes]]''. In the ''Sportsbag'' sketches, Greg Thomey plays an aging sports pundit who clearly had a few (hundred) head injuries during his own sports career, and talks completely in [[Non Sequitur]]s; in one sketch, his co-host plays along by talking in non sequiturs, causing Thomey's character to start making sense.
* Attempted once by Jimmy to Kim in ''[[Yes, Dear]]''. Subverted because Kim called him out on it, rendering it ineffective.
* During one of Christopher Hitchens's appearances on ''[[The Daily Show]]'', he got sidetracked in the middle of a conversation about the Iraq War and asked what he'd been talking about beforehand.
{{quote|'''Jon:''' [[Blatant Lies|You were saying to me that you agree that Bush is conducting this incompetently.]] ''[beat]'' It's the old Bugs Bunny trick.}}

==  Newspaper Comics  ==

* Parodied in ''[[FoxTrot]]'', with a strip featuring Jason and Peter arguing in a movie rental store:
{{quote|'''Jason:''' I think we should get ''[[Alien (franchise)|Alien Resurrection]]''. 
'''Peter:''' I think we should get ''[[Austin Powers]]''. 
'''Jason:''' [[Alien (franchise)|Alien!]] 
'''Peter:''' [[Austin Powers|Austin!]] 
'''Jason:''' [[Alien (franchise)|Alien!]] 
'''Peter:''' [[Austin Powers|Austin!]] 
'''Jason:''' [[Alien (franchise)|Alien!]] 
'''Peter:''' [[Austin Powers|Alien!]] 
'''Jason:''' So, it looks like we agree. 
'''Peter:''' Darn, that trick always worked for [[Bugs Bunny]]... }}
* A variant in a ''[[Garfield]]'' strip:
{{quote|'''Jon:''' So Liz, how's the cat?
'''Liz:''' Fine.
'''Jon:''' How's the dog?
'''Liz:''' Fine.
'''Jon:''' And how are you?
'''Liz:''' Fine.
'''Jon:''' Okay if I pay by check?
'''Liz:''' Fine.
'''Jon:''' How about a date?
'''Liz:''' Fine.
'''Jon:''' [[Big Yes|YES! YESSSSS!]] 
'''Liz:''' ''That's cheating!'' 
'''Garfield:''' If you can't beat 'em, trick 'em. }}

==  Video Games  ==
* In ''[[Sam and Max Freelance Police|Sam & Max Season One]],'' {{spoiler|in order to defeat an evil hypnotist, you take turns giving orders to his hypnotized minions, and have to trick him into saying "No, attack me!"}}
** The trick is giving the order "Worship me!", which provokes Brady Culture into bawling "No, worship ''me!''"; following this up immediately with {{spoiler|"Attack me!"}} will prompt the attention freak into yelling the order that gets him beaten up.
** There are a couple of variants in the "Do You Have Any...?" [[Running Gag]]. In "Situation Comedy", you ask British Bosco for a few random things, before asking "Do you have any ketchup?" He reflexively answers "No," before correcting himself. This is then subverted in "Reality 2.0" when you ask half-Elf Bosco if he has any self-respect. He answers "No," before admitting that he did understand the question, "all too well."
** Used and Lampshaded in "The City that Dares Not Sleep", where you trick Sammun-Mak into opening the Moleman Processing Room by saying "Rabbit Season" at the right moment.
* Used in the last "boss" of the ''[[Blazing Dragons]]'' adventure game. Flicker uses his first invention, the clicker (which was pointless for the whole game) to trick the evil wizard into exploding the transformed robotic evil dragon king, which they where inside at the time. Because the sound of the clicker was exactly the same sound as the switch on the self-destruct mechanism.

==  Web Comics  ==
* ''[[8-Bit Theater]]'' [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/09/02/episode-738-completely-original/ did a variant] during a [[Who's on First?]] story.
* Used with a straight face in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130203032013/http://girlyyy.com/go/624 this] ''[[Girly]]'' comic.
* Mr. Mighty does this to Jane in ''[[Everyday Heroes]]''. The first time he meets her [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=151916 with his mask off], he tells her that his real name is Marion, and adds, "It's OK, you can laugh." She denies laughing, and he questions her denial ... hey, she needs all the laughs she can get  {{spoiler|when she's in prison}}.
* Successfully used on main character Finn in ''[[Sea Of Insanity]]''. (Though Finn ''was'' very drunk at the time.)

== Web Original ==
* Used in ''[[Gantz Abridged|Gantz: The Abridged Series]]'' in episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgllKQZ2_U&feature=PlayList&p=8695D5171FD2C5AD&index=7 08 & 09].
* [[Bugs Bunny]]<ref>Actually [[Woody Woodpecker]] in disguise</ref> does this to [[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] in an attempt to entice him to play ''The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle 2''.
* Narrowly avoided [http://www.sir-toby.com/extend-a-story/story-1/code/read.php?episode=70345 here].

== Western Animation ==
* The [[Trope Namer]] is the classic argument in the [[Looney Tunes]] short ''[[Rabbit Fire]]''; the exchange above is only the first part of a very funny gag. It's a combination of the normal trope as well as the "light switch" variant - Bugs and Daffy are actually moving the gun barrel towards each-other every time they say their line. When Bugs says "rabbit season," he mimes moving the gun barrel as it ultimately remains pointed at himself. Daffy's next "duck season" has him [[Hoist by His Own Petard|pull the gun towards himself and yell "FIRE!!!"]] Multiple variants of this have been used in other cartoons since.
** The second film in [[The Hunting Trilogy]], ''[[Rabbit Seasoning]]'', pulls off multiple iterations, including a variant in the "Pronoun Trouble" gag:
{{quote|'''Bugs:''' Would you like to shoot me now, or wait 'til you get home?
'''Daffy:''' Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
'''Bugs:''' You keep out of this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
'''Daffy:''' He does ''so'' have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) I ''demand'' that you shoot me now!! }}
*** The above example is immediately followed by a continuation of the gag; this example is perhaps even more impressive, as Daffy manages to pull this one off all by himself:
{{quote|'''Daffy:''' Let's run through that again.
'''Bugs:''' Okay! 'Would you like to shoot me now, or wait 'til you get home?'
'''Daffy:''' 'Shoot him now, shoot him now.'
'''Bugs:''' 'You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now.'
'''Daffy:''' HA! That's it, hold it right there! ([[Aside Glance]]) [[Pronoun Trouble]]. ([[Beat]]) It's not "He doesn't have to shoot ''you'' now", it's "He doesn't have to shoot ''me'' now". Well, I say he ''does'' have to shoot me now! So ''shoot me now!'' }}
** Another [[Looney Tunes]] example is Bugs' argument with the fake umpire in the 1946 cartoon, ''Baseball Bugs''. This gag predates ''Rabbit Fire'', released in 1950.
{{quote|'''Fake Umpire:''' You're out!
'''Bugs:''' Where do you get that malarkey? I'm safe!
'''Fake Umpire:''' I said you're out!
'''Bugs:''' I'm safe!
'''Fake Umpire:''' You're out!
'''Bugs:''' Safe!
'''Fake Umpire:''' Out!
'''Bugs:''' Safe!
'''Fake Umpire:''' Out!
'''Bugs:''' Safe!
'''Fake Umpire:''' Out!
'''Bugs:''' Safe! Out!
'''Fake Umpire:''' Safe!
'''Bugs:''' Out!
'''Fake Umpire:''' Safe!
'''Bugs:''' Out!
'''Fake Umpire:''' I say you're safe! If you don't like it, you can go to the showers!
'''Bugs:''' Okay then, doc. Have it your way. I'm safe. }}
*** And before that ''Daffy'' did this to Porky in ''Duck Soup To Nuts.''
{{quote|'''Daffy''' (after failing to trick Porky): You don't think I'm a fish?
'''Porky''': No, I don't.
'''Daffy''': Cynic! Well, if you don't think I'm a fish, I don't think you're a pig!
'''Porky''': Th-th-that's ridiculous. Of course I'm a pig.
'''Daffy''': Well, I think you're an eagle!
'''Porky''': I'm a pig!
'''Daffy''': You're an eagle!
'''Porky''': Pig!
'''Daffy''': Eagle!
'''Porky''': Pig!
'''Daffy''': Eagle!
'''Porky''': Pig!
'''Daffy''': Pig!
'''Porky''': Eagle!
''Etc, etc''. It ends with Porky jumping out of a tree to prove that [[Ass in a Lion Skin|he's an eagle]]. When he falls to the ground, he ends with "I told you I was a p-pig!" }}
** Bugs used the light switch version in "The Wind-Blown Hare," as he waited with a club at the bottom of a staircase for the Big Bad Wolf.
** Or the version where Bugs and Daffy are ripping signs off the same tree revealing "Duck season... Rabbit season... [[Take a Third Option|''Elmer'' season..."]]
{{quote|'''Elmer''': ''[[Oh Crap|Uh oh...]]''}}
** In ''Little Red Riding Rabbit'', Bugs does one of these and ends up coaxing the [[Big Bad]] Wolf into joining him on a chorus of "Put on Your Old Grey Bonnet", which the Wolf continues by himself. Silly, ain't he?
** Also done in 1948's ''Haredevil Hare'', between Bugs and Marvin Martian's dog K-9, over who takes Marvin's Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
{{quote|'''Bugs:''' Hey, what's the big idea? Give me that!
'''K-9:''' D'oh, no I won't!
'''Bugs:''' Oh, yes you will!
'''K-9:''' Oh, no I won't!
'''Bugs:''' Oh, yes you will!
'''K-9:''' No, I won't!
'''Bugs:''' Oh, no you won't!
'''K-9:''' D'oh, yes I will!
'''Bugs:''' Oh, no you won't!
'''K-9:''' Yes I will!
'''Bugs:''' Oh, no you won't!
'''K-9:''' You take it or I'll shove it down yer t'roat! }}
** Bugs does a variation of this to Napoleon in "Napoleon Bunny-part" when the latter is using a map and figures to decide where to place infantry and artillery:
{{quote|'''Bugs:''' Where ya putting the artillery?
'''Napoleon:''' There. (points to a cannon figure)
'''Bugs:''' Uh-uh. Here. (moves the cannon elsewhere)
'''Napoleon:''' No, no! Here! (moves it back)
'''Bugs:''' (moves it again) Here.
'''Napoleon:''' I am the emperor and I say here! (moves it back again)
'''Bugs:''' Isn't that a coincidence? That's just where ''I've'' decided it should be!
'''Napoleon:''' The emperor makes the decisions around here! It will go '''there'''! (moves it where Bugs kept putting it.)
'''Bugs:''' Okay, it goes there. }}
** In "Mexican Joyride", Daffy uses this on a raging bull. The bull, oblivious that he's arguing with Daffy himself, insists that the black duck is hiding under the Mexican hat lying on the ground. Daffy initially states that Daffy isn't under the hat, then uses this trope to make the ''bull'' insist so, even making a large bet to this effect. The bull then proceeds to lift the hat, and sure enough, [[Offscreen Teleportation|Daffy is there, somehow]].
** Bugs and Michael Jordan win an argument with Marvin the Martian this way in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2URMB4NGbo8 one of the Air Jordan commercials] that predated ''[[Space Jam]]''.
** And then finally [[subverted]] in the film ''[[Looney Tunes: Back in Action]]'' when Daffy leaves Warner Bros. and Bugs and Elmer are forced to do this routine without him. It doesn't go well for Bugs.
{{quote|'''Elmer''': Rabbit Season!
'''Bugs''': Duck Season!
'''Elmer''': Rabbit Season!
'''Bugs''': Duck Season!
'''Elmer''': Rabbit Season!
'''Bugs''': Rabbit Season!
'''Elmer''': (''grabs script'') Wait a minute...
'''Bugs''': You see, I told you this wouldn't work without Daff-- (gets shot by Elmer) }}
* In the ''[[Johnny Bravo]]'' [[Christmas Special]], Suzy pulls this trick on Johnny, and tells him, [[Person as Verb|"I just Bugs-Bunnied you!"]]
* A non-verbal variation of this trope happens in the [[Donald Duck]] cartoon [[Classic Disney Shorts|''Lighthouse Keeping''.]] A pelican keeps blowing out the candle in a lighthouse's light, and Donald promptly re-lights it. After a few rounds of this, the pelican takes the lighter from Donald and re-lights the candle, causing Don to blow out the candle.
* Used by Baby Bugs in ''[[Baby Looney Tunes]]'' (in a direct reference to "Rabbit Fire").
{{quote|'''Baby Daffy:''' Hmm... I'd better remember that trick in case he tries it on me again someday.}}
* Used by Ace Bunny (Bugs' 27th century descendant) in the first episode of ''[[Loonatics Unleashed]]''.
* This is done in ''[[Hey Arnold!]]'', when in a dream, Helga tricks Arnold into marrying her this way.
* Happens at the end of an episode of ''[[Mummies Alive|Mummies Alive!]]'' as an argument over who/what was more important in saving the day:
{{quote|'''[[The Smart Guy|Rath]]:''' Brains! 
'''[[The Big Guy|Armon]]:''' Brawn! 
'''Rath:''' Brains! 
'''Armon:''' Brawn! 
'''Rath:''' Brawn! 
'''Armon:''' Brains! 
'''Rath:''' (folds his arms) Gotcha. 
'''Armon:''' I meant brawn! }}
* A discussion between Tigger and Piglet on a ''[[Winnie the Pooh]]'' animated series went through one of these reversals on whether a story was taking place at dawn or midnight. (For some reason, it wound up on "Evening" after this reversal.)
* One episode of ''[[Tom and Jerry]]'' did it silently. It involved a lit firecracker being handed off.
** It's even better than that. Tom and Jerry were both frantically shoving the firecracker to each other before ''[[Refuge in Audacity|Jerry grabs the firecracker from Tom]]''. Then they start ''[[Up to Eleven|stealing the explosive from each other]]'' (instead of doing something sensible like [[Take a Third Option|pinching out the fuse]]), with Tom (naturally) ending up with it.
** In another cartoon, Tom and Spike are fighting over who gets to stay and who has to leave. At one point Tom sadly packs up a [[Bindle Stick]] and heads to the door. He shakes (right) hands with Spike, then hands Spike the bindle and shakes (left) hands, taking Jerry in the process, before patting Spike on the shoulder and gently ushering him out the door. Spike is halfway out of the yard when he realizes what happened and [[Visual Pun|his head turns into]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|a jackass]].
** One of Gene Deitch's shorts has this done with a basement; every time Tom descends down the stairs to get to Jerry, Jerry turns off the light, forcing Tom to climb back up and switch it on. Eventually, Jerry doesn't turn off the lights. Tom still shakes his fist at him, then climbs back up, switches the light off, tries to descend and promptly tumbles down the stairs.
* Done in the ''[[El Tigre]]'' episode "The Good, the Bad, and the Tigre":
{{quote|'''White Pantera:''' This is your fault!
'''Puma Loco:''' Your fault!
'''White Pantera:''' Your fault!
'''Puma Loco:''' My fault!
'''White Pantera:''' My faul--''your fault!''
'''Puma Loco:''' HA! I tricked you. }}
* [[Fun Personified|Pinkie]] [[No Fourth Wall|Pie]] does this in the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' episode "Putting Your Hoof Down", when haggling with a tomato vendor who made Fluttershy pay two bits instead of one for her produce. As usual, the vendor doesn't realize that she's inadvertently agreed to one bit per order until it's too late. She does it ''again'' when convincing Iron Will to wait a full day instead of half a day before trying to collect the fees for his assertiveness training from Fluttershy. Meanwhile, Fluttershy's attempt to do this on a cherry vendor [[Epic Fail|fails so badly]] that she almost paid more than what it was originally priced.
* The episode of ''[[American Dad]]'' "Jack's Back" has an unusual role-playing version of this trope. Hayley takes a job at Roger's bar to get her internship credit and starts role-playing in order to convince him to sign her form without her having to do any work. Eventually the scheme escalates into a rapid-fire improvisation battle, and Hayley tricks Roger into disguising himself as ''her'' and "forging" his own signature on the form.

== Real Life ==
* The Harlem Globetrotters use this gag.{{context}}
* Is there a parent of a toddler anywhere who didn't try this at least once, if only to see if it'll work?
** Does it?
*** No, it really doesn't. Contrary to popular belief children aren't idiots.
** Also used by older siblings against younger ones. Winning arguments has never been so easy! (and never will again, once they grow older)
* Adorably used [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBon3DTwIY&feature=player_embedded here].
* A version that uses this mentality, ie. unthinking repetition, involves asking a question over and over again, then asking the opposite, so that the arguer unthinking supplies the previous answer, which now has an opposite connotation. For example: "Can I do this?" "No." "Can I do this?" "No." "Really?" "No." It, however, tends not to fool them for long. [[Troll|It's still highly amusing.]]
* [[Alan Moore]] claims to have done this in promoting ''[[Lost Girls (comics)|Lost Girls]]'':
{{quote|"If we’d have come out and said, 'well, this is a work of art,' they would have probably all said, 'no it's not, it's pornography.' So because we're saying, 'this is pornography,' they're saying, 'no it's not, it's art,' and people don't realise quite what they've said."}}
* Tends to happen in arguments ([[Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory|especially on the internet]]) where one or both sides aren't entirely sure what their ''own'' position is; they just know that the other guy's wrong. The point at issue takes second place to the reflexive contradiction, until you see someone shift their own argument 180 degrees without even noticing.

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{{quote|'''Daffy''': '''<big>DUCK SEASON!  FIRE!!</big>'''
*[[Amusing Injuries|Gets bill blown off, again]]
'''Bugs''': Heh, Daff never misses a cue. }}

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